and all will be good in the world.

Dont talk to me about fucking tires.

Today i find as i start walking out of work that i've got a flat.

No problem, i pull out a jack and a donut and get to work.

I realize that i've started jacking on the leaf spring too late, at a dangerous angle.

I get another jack and start pumping up the frame all proper-like, when the whole truck lurches forward a bit and nearly comes off the jack-not a safe situation.

My parking brake release lever is broken, the cable snapped, but usually there's enough left to grab with a pliers and release.

I get the tire on and all is well on that front, then i go to grab the wire, nothing. It doesnt budge.

Now my truck is stuck outside work and i get a ride home.

Then i talk to my mom and we go out to her store to get the old clunky work pickup so i have something to drive until i can repair my truck.

My friend borrowed the work truck last, left the keys in it and locked the door.

Problems come in threes folks, problems come in threes.

I'm walking to work tomorrow, it's healthier.

fuck

I recently got tires. They inflated it with nitrous oxide to improve their performance and whatnot.

Nitrogen gas dearie, not nitrous oxide heh.

Aight. It was about a month ago... I think it did just say Nitrogen.

yea, id be out there huffing my tires if they inflated mine with nitrous.

... or if it was the other type, id be watching them explode into a firey mess.

Nitrogen gas is inert.

you remembered high school chemistry!

Duh.

Man what's with people who think i'm stupid or something?