Today I was being dumb and thought about paying with a dollar bill, in a coin only vending machine. It was pure genious lulz, until I thought of the outcome.

Theory
The paper should keep every coin people put into the vending machine, from falling into the sensor; therefore, people get nothing, and there's nothing they can do at the time to get their money back. You later go back to it, shove a bunch of coing in there, so the paper falls out of the way, press coin return, and get their money.

Practice
I shoved a folded piece of paper into the machine and left. Later in the day while I was near the vending machine, I kept eyeing people who were using it. I got distracted and didn't notice most; but on two ocations, the people who were getting their change, seemed to have received more money than they should have when they got their change.

Coincidence? I think not. There's something to it, and you guys are going to help me find a way to exploit this.

Theory
Breaking into a vending machine and taking all the money will yield better results. So will getting a job.

Practice
Read up on it, do it, get money.

I'm in highschool. This should be a learning experience that will buy me lunch.

What about when they throw your little bitch ass in jail you nasty little asshole. Are you going to like that?

Shut the fuck up Acolyte

Oh shut up. Because you've been here longer your better. Go eat some shit.

You've got to be a woman, because with us REAL men it's ALL about how big our e-penis is.

My e-penis could take that shit thing you call America and whipe my ass with it. Then jerk off and spew all over it then hand it back to the natives. But i'm too tired to argue. Night.

They serve lunch in jail too. Either way, he will get a free feed.

I'm an acolyte, and still, 4real : shut the fuck up acolyte.