This is a rant

So Im at a party, not really feelin' it, just sitting around drinking beer, I get up to go to the bathroom, and the girl Ive been checking out all night also goes.
So we like playfight over who gets the bathroom, and she follows me in.
I figure hey, she's in the bathroom with me, cool. And we make out.

Everything's good right? She's getting really into it and we're undressing each other and she tells me "go to the bathroom, then come meet me in the bedroom " Im like k

So she leaves and I get up to do my bidness, and what do I see there smiling back at me!?
Two frikkin huge shiny red hickeys on my neck! Mocking me!
So I accidentaly spray all the handtowels as Im freaking out over the abominations on my neck.
Then I put on a scarf some girl left in the bathroom.

Ladies, you don't get to mark us, that's not cool, you ask first!

That really only matters if you have a girlfriend or a date with someone else coming up.


In which case it is annoying as shit.



However sounds like you got to hook up with the girl you were checking out all night so stop fucking complaining and look back on it with fondness.

Oh and it's really hard to look heterosexual with a scarf, so I'll give props just for trying.

Quit yer bitchin'. You got laid.

Faggot.

Heh, I wish I had YOUR problems.

"Oh no, some smoking hot babe wants to have sex with me! RESIST! GRUMBLE!"

Were you having a date with your cousin lined up?

NO YOU DIDN'T

Then you have no right to complain.

Yeah, I did that to a guy, and he almost got fired for it...

oops.

But omg it's just a hickey, and we're assuming you got laid. So, why so angry?

my GF does that by accident sometimes, my parents always wask "whats that" and i act clueless, then they ask me if im using condoms (becuase hickeys=sex for some odd reason)

He probably put on his scarf, then went on Totse to write about this, completely forgetting about getting action by the girl.

like all those fags in IRC who tell the whole room about something before attempting to fix it