I can not think of any possible reason why something like this would be going on.. but the only thing I've done out of the ordinary are some pills containing MDA.. about three days ago. I've been a proud member of the un-circumsized crowd of men for the past 20 years, and all last night i remember having this weird sensation in my penis making it hard to get to sleep.. well today, I get up to take a piss and somehow my foreskin has dissappeared and I've got a complete mushroom now. WHAT THE FUCK?! where the hell is MY FUCKING FORESKIN?!! If I wanted to get circumsized I would have done it myself. Now it's hard to masturbate without using lube or lotion, and it's pissing me the fuck off. Does anyone know anything about this? I don't want this thread to be taken as a joke, I know it sounds a bit ridiculous but I'm actually being completely honest here, and I'm in a lot of distress and would like an answer. I was wondering if I stay sober for a while, will my penis grow the foreskin back? and if so HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE?!! I hate this shit. Also, does anyone know if there are places that do reverse circumsizions? is that even possible? the only thing is, if it IS possible I don't want a black guys foreskin put on my dick cause it just wouldn't contrast right with the head.. it would look kind of weird. any help greatly appreciated.

Man, your troll threads are always long as fuck.

GTFO dick. you're going to give people the wrong impression of this thread. I want it to be taken seriously.

GTFO dick. you're going to give people the wrong impression of this thread. I want it to be taken seriously.

You may want to get a new account in that case.

You may want to get a new account in that case.

That's being dishonest. One thing I don't like to be if I can avoid it. Besides, this is a perfectly legit and well respected account. and to the people that don't respect it.. fuckin LOSERS.

WHAT THE FUCK?! where the hell is MY FUCKING FORESKIN?!!

"You know you're high when..."

"You know you're high when..."

that's the problem.. i'm not high anymore and it's still not there.

that's the problem.. i'm not high anymore and it's still not there.

Take some more MDA and it'll grow back. This is absolute truth, Internet-Weed-Troll (c wut i did thar?)

That's being dishonest. One thing I don't like to be if I can avoid it. Besides, this is a perfectly legit and well respected account. and to the people that don't respect it.. fuckin LOSERS.

Lol.

That is all.

that's the problem.. i'm not high anymore and it's still not there.

~shrug~ Some people get tattoos.

Dude! Holy fuck! thanks.

I haven't laughed like that in a while.