because of my physical characteristics, a prostitute i have been seeing for a while, sold my valuable semen to her girlfriend.
she has a six month old boy.
this girl has now taken me to court for child maintenance and i lost the case.
fatherhood was proven by DNA
despite pleading the fact that i had no knowledge and the impregnation was done using the sperm without my knowledge and consent, the judge ruled that the safekeeping of my ejaculated sperm is totally my responsability and therefore i am just as guilty as if i had impregnated the girl by physical penetration.
i think that this is wrong
my gf does not know about this and it is going to be a nightmare.
do you think i should go clean and tell her the whole sordid story? or should i wait and see how things play out?

Woah, no way. This is an awesome idea for a movie.

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she'll never believe you.

kill and cook the baby.

There are these things called lawyers, you should try using one.

That's pretty fucked up.

You're pretty fucked up.

Why would you give a fuck what your gf thinks? You've been seeing prostitutes behind her back. Obviously she means nothing to you.

*ObZ

Is that a polite way of saying you're white but you live in South Central?

I'd love to chalk this up as simply a rather amusing troll thread but it does have a horrible ring of truth to it.

And as far as I know the judge would be right in law most places too these days.

Moral of the story boys is to not only wear a condom but to seal it in an evidence bag after, have her sign the top and take it home with you again so it can be destroyed in the presence of your lawyer.

OP, come clean-there ain't nothing you can do but be a father to the kid as far as she will let you. Not the kid's fault that his mother is a money grabbing whore.

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Behave Children, or Daddy will be forced to put on Joe Le Taxi again.

Thats crazy.

Wow.. Now that's a fucked up story.