I was just thinking about this, because Noah was on the ark for a pretty long time, and there were lots of different kinds of animals on the ark. Maybe he got lonely while he was floating around the earth, but did Noah ever fuck any of the animals? I would if I was him.

Wasn't there something like his children and wife were with him? I don't know these things... I fail. Stupid bible stories.

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I think it was only 40 days/nights that he was on the boat, but if it was you on the boat, you probably would not have made it one night before hitting the sheep.

you know me too well

Noah's ark is very possible. I'm sick of you dumb fucks calling it a fairytale.

Ok check this out. The ark was 450 long, 75 feet wide, and 3 stories high.

Noah made this great ark only using gofer wood with his bare hands. Now is that not believable? Stop being so delusional.

Plus he had 7 days to load up every single different species of animals on the planet. That would be more than a enough time to gather up those critters.

And you call us Christians....brainwashed. I laugh at your stupidity.

I believe he had his wife, his sons, and their wives with him.

lol 7 days to gather every single species of animal on the planet using bible-era technology


yup we got a real smart one right therrrrr

back then somebody could get 25 miles in one day of JUST TRAVELING if they were lucky and the weather held out. try coaxing a lion, or a donkey that won't budge, 100 feet and now realize how futile this is for every fucking resident of the animal kingdom


also i dont suppose you can find a lion and a polar bear within even a month of travel back in those days, let a lone 7 days.



lol i support christianity

By the way, did dinosaurs supposedly exist during this time (according to Creationists)?

yeah like eve had sex with a stegasoarus or somethn and there was this special on ABC where according to some specialists that act of carnality was the original sin and not some bullshit about eating a bad apple and it was all just a coverup to preserve the sanctity of christianity

I want to see this.