Make a "hushie," one of those tubes with dryer sheets, or water cure your herbs beforehand.

Ozium works wonders.

Ozium works wonders.

Winner
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Ozium works wonders.

This, and coffee for the breath.

go in your bathroom. Run the shower hot, run the sink, burn some candles/incense. And toke up, ur rents wont kno a thing.

i really do wanna say it involves an herbal oil i cant remember to clearly as i dont have one on me right now but i rememebr it may have smelled a little bit like vanilla and when fresh it is a little oily but still burns with no problem and its a very even slow burn. damn i wish i knew...i was high one night and talking to him abotu selling it in headshops and making a fortune...problem is....underage

just whip your smelly dick out.

put some orville redenbachers in the microwave for seven minutes. im not joking.
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Possibly menthol tobacco, or really anything the more confusing the smell the less distinctive the pot would be.

Yeah actually, if you open a bag of microwaved popcorn in the room you burned in the smell of the popcorn overpowers everything else.

hmmmmmmm......looks like im headed to costco

good to know but a one hitter, outside, with wind, will leave no smell.

Burnt toast works if you're cooking weed or smoking in the kitchen, smell can usually go right through the house as well. The easiest ways, smoke a cig afterwards and blow some of the smoke down your t-shirt as well; or go and smoke outside while "taking a walk".

its not becase of parents, i live in a big block of apartments and the neighbors bitch when i smoke weed, even called the cops out before. i dont smoke indoors because of damn smoke alarms.

so im not looking for anything to mask the indoors just when im outdoors.

ozium works really well

Cover the smoke alarms up
(sock, bag, condom or whatever)...or take the batteries out!

Buy some stink bombs, and when worst comes to worst crack one or two and say you farted.

Actually popcorn will cover the smell of weed pretty well if you smoke in your house. The you just cook it up like normal. But i wouldnt cook it for seven minutes because thast will burn the shit out of it. Cooking it regular covers the smell up. Then you have some munchy also.

Yeah, but after 3 minutes of nasty smell, people are going to think you shit your pants.

Popcorn works okay... one time I had a jamaican shower in my bathroom upstairs, and my last resort to cover the smell was to haul up the microwave and cook three bags of popcorn. It kind of covered the smell, but parents wondered why it smelled like popcorn in the bathroom.

I don't do anything to cover the smell of a joint. The wind does it all.

All I do is say I'm going for a walk. I go to the park, smoke my joint, and walk back home. All in 15 minutes.

Only thing that smells is my joint hand.

No spray, no gum. Nothing.

The best method is the old school shit. Put a towel under the door, open the window, light some nag champa and blow the smoke through a paper-towel tube stuffed with new dryer sheets.

Works like a charm.

Because every straight male has like a ton of incense lying about in his bathroom...

Gum.
Pot noodle.
Eat a kfc, leave remains in your bin.
Deoderant.
Open Window.

Because every straight male has like a ton of incense lying about in his bathroom...

Smoke moar weed acolyte, then ponder the conundrum that you have put yourself in.

Why do people think weed stinks up everything forever?

It's fucking retarded.

This is the only funny thing you have ever said.

This is the only funny thing you have ever said.

are you 4real?

Fabreeze or Tag + A cig and a fan in the window..

Once in a hed shop I found this shit you drop on your pot and it made it smell differently...I just grabbed one and it turned out to be Pina Colada. It damn sure didn't smell like pot afterwards but turns out it stunk the house up even worse than the pot would have...smelled like a burnt coconut and was a baaad decision.

You don't have to get complex.
Just smoke by a window, and hold the joint outside when you aren't hitting it.

If you're with friends, just put a fan blowing out the window and smoke around that.

Why do people come up with such rediculously complicated plans for killing the smell?

Agreed..i've smoked for a loooong time and the most effective way to get rid of the smell is also the least complicated. Box fan + Window = perfect.

I was smoking one night in my room using this method with a mini-box fan and my mom walked in on me. I leaned forward a bit so she couldnt see the pipe and just held it next to the fan...no smell escaped and she just thought I was gaming next to the window.

Agreed..i've smoked for a loooong time and the most effective way to get rid of the smell is also the least complicated. Box fan + Window = perfect.

I was smoking one night in my room using this method with a mini-box fan and my mom walked in on me. I leaned forward a bit so she couldnt see the pipe and just held it next to the fan...no smell escaped and she just thought I was gaming next to the window.

i do this


but a cig after really takes care of any leftover marijuana smell

i do this


but a cig after really takes care of any leftover marijuana smell

Yeah, that's if you smoke cigs, and if you can smoke your cigs in the house.
Otherwise, just use a fan.

Besides, do it right and the smell is gone in 15 minutes.

There is this stuff I have called Tasty Puff. It makes it taste, and smell of strawberry. It works pretty well to mask the smell, and great for taste. Or just do it by a window and blow all the smoke out the window. Simple.

Man that shit is weird. I put some on a bowl once and there was a big FLAME on top of the weed when I lit it which stayed lit the whole time.. it was like a blue, chemical flame, prolly an inch tall on top of the weed. I still smoked the bowl and it tasted good, but I didn't use the carb because the whole piece was hot as fuck.

Come to think of it, that was cool as hell.

I think that's the shit I got that was Pina Colada..cept that stuff smelled disgusting.

Lots of people dont like it, but its ok every once in a while, and good if your weed tastes not so great.

Theres another way to change the scent of your pot, but the taste is pretty brutal. I did it when I was around 16 to make sure my 'rents didn't smell my pot...just toss a few dryer sheets in with your smoke..after around two days the pot smell like the dryer sheets (no weed scent will be left). Problem is it tastes like them too..which is in no way enjoyable.

Yeah, that's if you smoke cigs, and if you can smoke your cigs in the house.


No its not i dont smoke cigs or care for the smell, but i dislike being bitched at its a buzz kill

Just bum 1 off a friend or grab one from your folks let it burn in the a tray after smoking pot

Think of it like this, would you rather be caught smoking a cig or smoking pot? I got in more trouble for smoking cigs when I was first caught..I guess it all depends on your 'rents.

lots of great ideas. main thing being i LIKE smoking outside but the neighbors are assholes, and I would rather not have any hassle of them really.

i dont think the dryer sheets thing would be good for you.

I've heard smoking it in an atmosphere with lots of oxygen, nitrogen and some lil' amounts of argon and co2 helps quite well, especially if there's big gusty winds, and no one around to smell.

If you're smoking indoors, don't smoke a spliff if you need to hide the smell. Do small bongs in one hit with the window open, or something, or use a vape/cook with it.

Trying to cover up the smell of weed is pretty difficult.