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 2008-07-29, 07:14 |
Cuntbag 
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 Need to find out where I stand legally..
I like to wear an elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assault?
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2008-07-29, 07:17 |
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Re: Need to find out where I stand legally..
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#3
2008-07-29, 09:43 |
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Re: Need to find out where I stand legally..
I thought about writing something legitimate, but you aren't worth it.
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#4
2008-07-29, 12:06 |
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Re: Need to find out where I stand legally..
This place needs a mod. Badly.
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2008-07-31, 01:01 |
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Re: Need to find out where I stand legally..
The same thing happened to me. I was smoking crack and shoplifting in the aisles and the manager said not to shop there again. I am going to sue.
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2008-08-03, 01:01 |
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Re: Need to find out where I stand legally..
you cuntbag
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