How many of you have ever like, got a new dealer, thought it would be a good deal, had him or her come over and deal and like have the new dealer or your old dealer (which ever) pull out some like ugly looking bud, fake pills, or just general cheap shit and like forced you to buy but you knew it was shit and decided against it.

I had some new dealer come over 2 nights ago, said he had some nice "CHERRY BOMB" (strain name) weed. I took two looks at it before buying, which is always good practice, and noticed that the cherry bomb weed was looking a lot like the shwag/low mids that have been going around this area. Oh ya, and I noticed the bag was dripping wet with a "CHERRY" smell to it, which I am sure he added.

Anyways, lets hear your rip off stories, or just general buys that you thought you were getting good shit, looked at it before buying and noticed that it wasn't worth the time.

hey you want to by some 500mg hydro's.

one time when we were younger me and my friend were talking about weed and he said he could get some, i pushed him to do it and an hour later he came over with a giant bag of cat nip. we chased each others shoelaces for hours. it was the greatest childhood moment of my life.

lol

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3 weeks ago. I was recommended by my cousin this dealer so I bought a half ounce from the new dealer. I was told he had "very good weed". I looked at the buds and knew right away they were shwagg/mids. I couldn't cancel the order on this new dealer you know, so....yeah...first time in my life I've seen seeds in my weed. I've been smoking close to 2 years...

I need to smoke 3 bowls to get a cheap buzz that lasts half an hour.

how could you have not backed out of the deal.

Alot of stupid mother fuckers say this, not because they are trying to rip you off, but because they read the 5/500mg and think oo 500 mg. I have a friend who says dude buy this pill from me, im telling you it will fuck you up, its really big (hes talking the pill size). Theres just some people in this world who will never get it.. :(

Alot of stupid mother fuckers say this, not because they are trying to rip you off, but because they read the 5/500mg and think oo 500 mg.


I don't give a fuck what they think, anybody who can't even tell me the proper dosage of the stuff that gets me high per pill won't be selling ME drugs unless it's a very good deal and I can personally verify what the shit is.

Just say NO seriously though tell them it garbage and come up with some better shit now if i was buying coke or H and tried that i might have a problem but with weed and vic's i doubt it

Went to buy some E tabs off this nig in the hood I'd cop green from once in a while and he shows up with Tylenol pills. Literally, as in, they said "Tylenol" on the pill. He proceeds to tell me that his supplier presses his shit in pills with the Tylenol imprint so that "the cops can't tell that it's a roll if he gets popped".

Yeah needless to say I told him I'd pass.

I don't give a fuck what they think, anybody who can't even tell me the proper dosage of the stuff that gets me high per pill won't be selling ME drugs unless it's a very good deal and I can personally verify what the shit is.

If you can't personally verify the pill you shouldn't be buying it anyway.

Alot of stupid mother fuckers say this, not because they are trying to rip you off, but because they read the 5/500mg and think oo 500 mg. I have a friend who says dude buy this pill from me, im telling you it will fuck you up, its really big (hes talking the pill size). Theres just some people in this world who will never get it.. :(

Most people don't know jack shit about pharmaceauticals yet they act and talk like they're experts. I've heard shitheads comparing opes to benadryl and DXM. You can get pills cheap though if the person selling them is clueless. I'm gonna go get fucked up on "watsons" now.

Once I asked a friend to pick me up some 10mg valium, but he came back with 10mg percs. I honestly didnt care and just took those anyways, I didnt even mention it to him. About a week later he felt guilty for giving me the wrong shit and handed me the valium, no charge. win/win if you ask me.

A good friend needed a halfie for some brownies, but wouldnt have the money for a few days and he only had a short window to bake them. So i spotted 140 for this halfie from a dealer i sometimes buy from. He always sells shitty ass mids, its well known he doesnt deny it. so he says 140 for the halfie, but I didnt even begin to think that the halfie is prob worth 90-100. I was getting paid back with interest so I didnt care. I made my money back and my friend made some $$ to. I shouldve haggled down or gone to another dealer. I normally would if it was actully my money and im losing money.

needless to say the batch of brownies was completley soldout within 2 hours. And alot of ppl had a great last day of skool.

I have before, in June last year there was a drought and all 4 of the dealers I keep in rotation were dry as fuck.

I hear from a friend of a friend that this kid has some good ass dro, but it was gonna be a little more because of the drought.. but I couldn't have been more pleased to hear it.

We meet up at this school, my friend waiting in the car, and I hop in the dealers car, who appears to be in a hurry so he hands me this paper sack an I just smelled, and gave him the 60$ for an eighth.

I get back in my car and examine it..

it's 3 dimes.. yeah 3 sacks.. of some HORRIBLE looking weed. Vomit color and gross, and I could see like 3 seeds just at a glance. What ensued was calling the dealer COUNTLESS TIMES, we really thought we had been fucked over.

We had started smoking one of the sacks when he called back like 4 hours later, and I told him it was bullshit and he was like.. "ok" and we met back up, I threw the three sacks in his car and he gave me my $.

He was some rail-thin senior and I was a soph. at the time, but we would of fucked him up if he didn't refund us.

now? never again. i am almost jewish with how much i examine the shit i buy. my fucking money.. my terms. unless its a good deal.

i sold oregano countless times just because i was the man

one time this guy was like 'hey' and i was like 'whats goin on' and he was like you wanna buy some fuckin ice cubes? and i was like 'i dunno man lets take a look' and he showed me and it was clearly road salt. but i hadn't bought shit off him before so i couldn't just like.. back out of the deal.. so i was like 'yeah i guess' and i only bought a quarter gram cause im not some bitch that gets ripped off or anything, plus i knew to be more careful with this guy next time.

yeah, there was this kid in my town selling "juicy fruit". it was shitty mids that had the exact same scent as juicy fruit gum. literally. it didn't even smell like weed.

Wasn't me, but I was rolling with my friend to pick up a half pound of some "red haired reggie" for like 175$, kicker is it was from some 30 year old woman in Fort Worth.. bout an hour drive. the key in this deal was to make some profit.

We got it and it was saran wrapped like 30 times, then in a sack so he just unwrapped 2 layers and could smell some weed so he was just like okay, paid.

So on the long way back, my friend was like ok, fuck it, roll us a blunt, and handed me a Grape sweet. I split it, dumped the baccy and then got this weed out..

Most notable was the scent.. Smelled like a hardware store.. fucking gross.

Second was the fact that it was about 75% shake, and it was brown. looked like some powdery tobacco, and honestly the only reason i didn't think it WAS tobacco was the few nugs in the mess.

I didn't say shit, didn't wanna make my friend feel like he wasted his $, and besides he could still make a profit.

I rolled this blunt.. and we smoked it flying down 635, i tossed the roach and we lit cigs.. and that was it. I didn't feel shit. I would like to say I felt some bodily effects but I was completely sane in my mind.

We had a big laugh about how he was gonna sell this for low-mids prices.

He still sold all that bullshit. Can't believe it.

oh man, don't get me started with nigga's and pills...

You want some hair-on?

A couple weeks ago i was gonna trade a gram of coke for 20 10mg percs. So i give the guy my blow and he hands me a bunch of pills. First thing i noticed was there was only 17 of them. But, whatever i'll call him out lter and get a few more. So i take them home and check them out online. They were prescription strength TYLENOL!!

So when i saw the fool i called him out and told him he could fix it or we would have some preblems. he gave me the 6 percs he had on him and another 14 about 2 weeks later. He claims he bought them off a street pusher and didnt know they were fakes. Either way, he made it right, so im not trippin any more.

A couple weeks ago i was gonna trade a gram of coke for 20 10mg percs.

lmao.

what a terrible deal.

that is, for the other asshole.

lmao.

what a terrible deal.

that is, for the other asshole.

they are just percs

maybe he loves coke

i would keep the percs tho myself

I kept a small bag of dank on me once, inside of an empty pack of Trident. It smelled like Trident by the end of the day.

Dealer: Wanna buy some oxy?

Me: Yeah, what do the pills look like?

Dealer: **Describes 15mg morphine pill**

Me: Ill call you back.

wow some people do terrible bussiness

Almost forgot about the dumb wigger who was trying to sell my friend and I the yellow Purepac generic brand of 2 mg Xanax bars while claiming that they were 5 mg. I pointed out that bars are obviously only 2, and he goes "Naw dawg, see them bars are WHITE."

Dumb kids back in high school; "Wanna buy some Adderall?" *pulls out Strattera capsule*

lmao....i have no problem with funny trolls

Dumb kids back in high school; "Wanna buy some Adderall?" *pulls out Strattera capsule*
Ha ha! There's this one shitty "friend" of mine who was doing this shit. Strattera has none of the qualities that make Adderall at all desirable, that's for sure. The worst part is is that this young man truly believes that Adderall and Strattera are exactly the same. One's an amphetamine, one's definitely not. Amused to see someone else has experienced this.

Ha ha! There's this one shitty "friend" of mine who was doing this shit. Strattera has none of the qualities that make Adderall at all desirable, that's for sure. The worst part is is that this young man truly believes that Adderall and Strattera are exactly the same. One's an amphetamine, one's definitely not. Amused to see someone else has experienced this.

Whats even more amusing is watching the same kid, after I declined the offer, proceed to empty and rail the Strattera on the table in the middle of study hall; then run around the rest of the day telling people how badly he's "tweaking".

I drove 20 miles to get an ounce of weed for 145 for my mate. I'd bought nice ching from him before and he was a sound geezer. So I picked him up, took him to his mate's house, he got out with the cash, disappeared down a side street. Haven't heard from him since. Robbing bastard. Oh well, it will teach me to trust shifty looking black men.

hay guys wanna buy this dope pain killer its called uh, naproxen it will fuck you up

I've heard that like 5 times

or flexeril as soma

A friend of a friend said he was selling 2mg and 3mg XR xanax bars for a pretty good price., so a friend and I bought four and took them home. I look up the imprint and discover the pills to be 15mg BuSpar pills.

We go back to dealer's house where everyone claims those pills got them real fucked up and that they were just calling them xanax so people could relate. I refuted all their claims of the pills being recreational and after much struggle got them exchanged for real klonopins.

The dealer also said they were 5mg klonopins.

I had some dumb bitch try to get me to buy her seroquel off her. she kept telling me how awesome it was and how fucked up it would get me, wanted $5 apiece. :p

they were just calling them xanax so people could relate.

The fuck?

I'm assuming you learned to never, ever deal with them again.

Hairow-on?

No Ill buy some heroin from someplace else you fucking nigger..

Dude Buspars are recreational. Kinda sorta. I've never been ripped off just given Buspars as Xanax for free.

"Boose Bars" Yea, they're "bars"

Dude Buspars are recreational.

If you consider being dizzy and agitated with a splitting headache recreational.

Was it a green (M)15. If so it is a oxy well actually a roxy.

Was it a green (M)15. If so it is a oxy well actually a roxy.

Hah

should have believed him