And they were walking down the isles with a Cappuccino. SWIM was in some stupid C-t0wn store. SWIM was not stealing this, and was just testing this stupid Mexican who keeps following her down the isle.

Now, SWIM has stolen things from there before, but not recently and actually had a legit purchase in hand. SWIM didn't do anything stupid and the broke ass store does not have any working cameras (well, SWIM assumes such because they are all rusted, dusty and... off.) so there's no real way for them to prove SWIM has taken anything. (...Can they prove it?)

If SWIM goes in there again (and doesn't take anything or provoke the Mexican) and the guy follows her, is it okay for SWIM to approach him and ask to see the manager?

Or is SWIM a pussy?

I dunno about SWIM, but Metalic Saliva sure is a pussy.

SWIM will not hold up in a court of law, cut the shit.

yes

Alright, I admit to being a pussy. I just want to know if they can legally do shit to me.

Let me get this straight. You're wondering if they can legally do anything to do you for going to the manager and complaining about a guy who was following you when you were testing him out? Quit your bitchin and cut the shit. They can't do anything to you, but why would you complain about some guy following you?

And yes. You are a pussy.

We've established my vagina quality. But hey, if they can't do shit to me I'm good.

so you ARE swim..

*calls 911*

Wow that was really annoying to read due to the 'SWIM' every other line.

But wtf is wrong with you, so what theres a fucking mexiacn behind you. If you ask to talk to the manager what you gonna say? oh I was gonna steal something but one of your personel that are hired to prevent people from stealing was behind me.

The mexican is doing nothing wrong, get over yourself and put a bullet in your temple.

If you wanna swim so badly, then go buy a pool.

/already used, be original




And of course the guy can do something to you.. he can RAPE you.