We all know of the beer enema, and how great it can be. What if you wanted less liquid inside you though?

Would a single shot of hard liquor burn too much to be worthwhile?

You don't have any pain receptors in your rectum I don't think, so [if I'm right] wouldn't feel any burn.

why the fuck would anyone put alcohol into their ass? Just fuckin drink it...

takes less/works faster i think

still though....if all i had was bourbon/brandy i'd think about it. That stuff makes me so sick :X
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nope still too fucked to consider

exactly......

Because liquor tastes nasty and enemas are enjoyable.

It seems like an awfully long way to go to get drunk..

It seems like an awfully long way to go to get drunk..

It's faster than drinking..

It's faster than drinking..

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Well, go for it.

Let us know if it burns like hell.

saw on tv last night that the mucous membrane in your ass will help the alcohol absorb into the bloodstream almost instantly. instead of having to go through your stomach, so that you can get drunk faster and with less alcohol.

the doctor also said that you can get alcohol poisoning a lot quicker, though. personally, i wouldn't try it. i would however drink it on special occasions.

This works with most drugs, its just a question of whether or not you want to shove shit up your ass or not. If you don't mind it, go right ahead, if you don't want to shut the fuck up.

lol What? There's a whole fucking neighborhood of nerves in there.

Go shove a stick up your ass and tell me if you have pain, bitch.

You stole this from Jackass.

Actually ancient civilizations were doing this thousands of years ago. Jackass guys are just a group of faggots.

Yeah, and they're never gonna see their idea again!

The Jackass writers didn't invent beer enemas, and I've been sticking things up my ass for years.

lol What? There's a whole fucking neighborhood of nerves in there.

You're an idiot, no there isn't.

can someone answer this for me? what is the bioavailibility of rectal administration of alcohol when compared to oral? ive heard 1 oral = 20 rectal but im not sure.

You're an idiot, no there isn't.


You're a fucking dumb ass. Take the advice of someone else and shove a stick up your ass and see if it hurts.


"there's no pain receptors in your rectum" is the dumbest thing I have fucking heard. You're telling me that a big fat cock thrusting in and out with the fury of a horse isn't going to hurt your rectum because "there's no pain receptors" in there? Seriously, man, go put something nice and pointy up your wide asshole and see if it hurts...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferior_anal_nerves


Go check out the chart on the right of the page and report back to me. Just because your rectum is wide and nerveless doesn't mean everyone's is...

okay, since this post is here...i'm all too familiar with alcohol enema's. I can't drink booze because of the smell on my breath, so I resort to this, and it's not something i'm too terribly proud of. I use a two ounce syringe to inject it in, it only takes an inch of penetration with a very small tip to get it in, so it's not THAT bad. Wine is by far the best, easiest, fastest. I just got done with a 750ml bottle of chardonnay, i'm blowing a .05bac (I have my own tester). So, does it get you drunker, I don't know, usually I do two bottles in about 4 hours. You need to give it time to absorb. Hard alcohol does burn like hell, it's almost impossible to hold in without diarrheaing it out immediately, which defeats the entire purpose. Try it out...if you really have to and need the booze to survive. Otherwise, drink it.

So you mean to tell me there ARE "pain receptors" in your asshole? Reject'll love this!

So you mean to tell me there ARE "pain receptors" in your asshole? Reject'll love this!

It does burn at first with hard A. It isn't comfortable at all.

I just tried this guys. The burn is too much. I spray farted doo doo whiskey all over my living room. My mom's gonna be so pissed :(.

haha...i hope you're joking. try it in the bathtub next time.

i don't know which is worse, or sign of an alcoholic...


wanting to slam liquor into veins, or bowls?

There are reasons besides alcoholism to prefer alcohol enemas. Even aside from the sexual aspect, some people have gastrointestinal problems that prevent them from drinking alcohol; they can be bypassed by doing an enema instead.

I've got a question about this subject, however.
Everything I've read online says that you get more drunk more quickly through an enema than through drinking it.
However, I've found the opposite to be true. I don't know if I'm just weird in some way, or if the info I've been reading is incorrect.

I don't drink often because I have GI problems. When I do drink, it generally takes about 3 shots of tequila (Patron) to get me even a little tipsy and about 6-8 to get me drunk (I've only been really drunk twice).

I thought I would start off slowly with the enemas, and only had about two shots the first night... I felt nothing at all. Tonight, I had about 2/3 a bottle of wine (20% alcohol), and still felt nothing.

About how much should it take before this actually becomes worth the trouble? I know it is individual, but some sort of estimate would be nice.

1. EverClear ( 90%)

2. 3 ounce syringe

3. ???

4. PROFIT!

If your gonna do something crazy, you may as well do it right.
Man kind has been using enemas and supositories for a really long time because drugs can bypass the digestive system and enter the blood stream quickly and efficiently. Society just makes us think that its taboo because we are afraid of assholes.(haha, funny on several levels)
Read a book and learn about what stuff does to the human body. First things first. Alcohol is a poison. Nothing on the planet likes alcohol because it is capable of destroying most living cells. Thats why it burns like a Mo-Fo when you touch it in an open wound; its killing germs and bacteria, but you too.
Secondly, this can kill you. It is very easy to go way overboard and die of alcohol poisoning. There are many cases of people dying from this, but usually from doing stupid stuff. One guy took two large bottles (around 3 liters) of sherry where he achieved a massive 0.47% BAC and his wife was charged for helping him. When you drink it, you usually pass out before you can reach a lethal dose. But when you take it in enema form, your body doesnt stop absorbing alcohol even if you pass out. So, great care is needed.
Science would say that 0.40% BAC (Blood alcohol content) is a lethal dose. But dont even think of going anywhere near there. Your death point could be as low as 0.25% BAC. So, how to have fun in the face of all the danger? Start small. Use very small amounts and work your way up as you find out how you react to it.

Do your math before you start or you could end up dead(explain that to St. Peter)
Lets use a 180lb person as an example.
1oz of hard liquor would give a man a BAC of 0.02%
The same concoction would give a woman a BAC of 0.03%
5oz = 0.11% for men-------2oz pure alcohol
--------0.13% for women
8oz = 0.17% for men-------3.2oz pure alcohol
--------0.20% for women

You WILL have to mix it with water unless you have a cast iron anus (no one does). 4oz of hard liquor in a liter of water shouldnt be too bad. 8oz would be 2 liters. Not a huge enema, but big. You will have to hold it for aproximately ten minutes to let your intestines do their thing, longer you hold it, the more you will absorb from it, up to 100% around 15 - 30 minutes.

Good choices would include: Wine, flat beer, gin, amber rum. These dont burn as much.
Bad choices would be: Whiskey, dark rum, tequila, anything carbonated and most of all Everclear.(everclear is evil. Its not safe in any dilution) These burn like a bastard.

When I used to do this, 8oz of gin would knock me right over. 180lb guy. Nausea, vomiting, impaired speech and balance. But now I cant even think of doing it again without getting sick to my stomach and getting a twitch in my eye. Sure, its a fun, cheap and quick way to get hammered. But At a cost. First, its habit forming(its fun stupid). Second, its brutal on your liver(Unmetabolized alcohol, Mmm).

So, be smart and have fun. And if you die, thats one less retard on the planet. (you were warned several times).

Wow. I luaghed so hard at tis. spray farted doo doo hahahahahha!

*slowly backs out of room full of weirdos that like to put drugs up their ass*

Nice.

wow...

you lot are severely fucked up, seriously.....no, seriously im not joking.

This thread just kinda made me rethink my priorities...

Hah, you think this group of people is wierd. Lol. If thats the case, you may as well stay indoors cause this is mild compared to what most of the population does behind closed doors. If people only knew what we all do when no one is around, no one would even give us the time of day. You all know who you are. Lol.