After reflecting upon the state of things, I've decided to trade in the sledgehammer for a scalpel. A laz0r scalpel. Good threads are dying of n00b cancer and I've played enough of Trauma Center to know how to deal with such a thing.

So:

1. If you post inane brain-seepage in an otherwise valid thread, your cretinous contributions may be deleted without warning. Post that are irrelevant and without value will be considered spam and treated as such.

2. Should you feel particularly butthurt due to my actions, please feel free to contact me privately.

3. You put your right foot in, and you shake it all about.

4. This is mine alone. Metaphysicist will continue to reign with an iron fist, as evil fascists are wont to do. Social Junker will continue junking socially.

Thank you, come again.

[This thread will self-destruct in a day or two.]

Sounds dumb.

Dumb like a fox.

Word Up

I like you as a mod, Theta. It's a good mix between Hitler and a 12-year-old with ADHD who's over-medicated.

Theta, you don't have the technology nor the steady hands for such a procedure.

Isn't that one in the same? Hitler over-medicated himself with methamphetamine.

Dude. Layz0rs.

You are nothing compared to Meta.

LOL? Meta is overrated and old. Don't let Theta's racial handicap fool you. Just let Meta's physical handicap amuse you.

wait... so if i'm reading this correctly, which is highly unlikely,

if we flame and dumb mother fucker for asking a retarded question/ thread

IE a drug testing question or huffing raid, then our post in that thread will get deleted??

JUDAS

"in an otherwise valid thread"

Haha, good analogy.

1. If you post inane brain-seepage in an otherwise valid thread, your cretinous contributions may be deleted without warning. Post that are irrelevant and without value will be considered spam and treated as such.


Ok, we won't be doing this as it would be too much of a pain in the ass and Jeff would rather we don't delete content like that.

But what we will be doing, is going through threads and when we do come across such crap posts, we will be issuing warnings.

You will get between one and three warnings depending on the kind of crap it is.

Some - like the asshole who posted a shitload if IMG's all over the place - get no warnings.

And letting you know that we will give the defacing totse infraction, not the spam infraction. This means 30 day bans, not 10 day bans.

And if you come back and post using another account we will know it and that account will be banned for 6 months and if you keep coming back you will be put on the shunned list meaning IP like bans.

Also, we will say naughty things about your mum.

oh crap, theta is back. now give me crazy amish man and i am set.

You might be leaving a fair few threads with few posts, and perhaps not even an OP one.... :p

1. If you post inane brain-seepage in an otherwise valid thread, your cretinous contributions may be deleted without warning. Post that are irrelevant and without value will be considered spam and treated as such.

The 3rd Reich would be proud.

Sig Heil!

I guess these days everyone on totse sounds like the comic book guy from the simpsons

Meta does not rule with an iron fist, and I really don't see why so many people bitch about him, in my opinion, he is a bit lax in his modding, not that it's a bad thing, it's just that everyone mods differently is all.

Shush, you. Go bug h0ppin.

Ok, we won't be doing this as it would be too much of a pain in the ass and Jeff would rather we don't delete content like that.


Theta just got neutered.

Theta just got neutered.

You don't need balls if you've got a big enough shotgun. True story.

If i post in a thread..

If i post in a thread..

fucking , dont , please

I guess these days everyone on totse sounds like the comic book guy from the simpsons

Half-Baked that way---------------->>

Consider this your first warning. I have seen nothing useful from you at all.

As the exception to the new policy, I concur.

Whhhhhaaa, wait. Theta is now a Mod? What happened to robinhoody????

What about panthrax? Someone fill me in in all the drama I missed in the last 6 months.

Wer bist du? Deine Ausweiss, bitte.

They were found not to be acceptable Party members, and were thus "processed" accordingly.

But seriously, robin quit for personal reasons. Panthrax has not been around in ages, but last I heard, he was having some legal issues...I think. But who knows.

They were found not to be acceptable Party members, and were thus "processed" accordingly.

But seriously, robin quit for personal reasons. Panthrax has not been around in ages, but last I heard, he was having some legal issues...I think. But who knows.

Robinhoody forgot he was a nigga... I mean BLTCmember.

Panthrax always pissed me off anyway, with his bullshit about "partial acetylation of morphine with vinegar in extraction from poppy pods/seeds/straw.



The reaction must be anhydrous. In fact, his entire extraction method is bullshit, and produces a nasty ass tasting tea that, while active, tastes like a dogs asshole. It can be made just as potent, if not more using only cold water. And it won't taste like a dogs rectum.


*waits for someone to ask how I know what that tastes like*

*waits for someone to ask how I know what that tastes like*

If you're going to force my hand like that....
How do you know what panthrax's tea method tastes like?

I believe he was waiting for someone to ask him how he knows what a dog's rectum tastes like...

I believe that was the fucking point you flaming bag of douche.....

oh great, there goes 90% of my posts :(

THANKS A LOT, AUTHORITIES

Rizzo, you should know by now that we evil m0ds play favorites. Your charming displays of bullshit amuse me.

Also, consciouscowboy is totally queer.

<3

much love

consciouscowboy is just overly angry because he masturbates too much

Also, consciouscowboy is totally queer.

Take your feminine wiles elsewhere, it ain't happenin'.



consciouscowboy is just overly angry because he masturbates too much


Among other reasons.

consciouscowboy isn't totally queer, he's bi-curious. Big difference.

C C makes love to all of your moms.


Sure, he may have had a serious Jenkem problem but those days are behind him.

What on Gods green Earth gave you the impression that it would be a good idea, to sit down on your laptop, and start posting a lot more again on this site?

Before the Opiate + ( 49.2 - 49.20 ) = BI-sexual

You're not a complete homo, but you probably at least touched your cousins penis as a child.

I'm sick of all your god damned lame jokes that could only be matched by possibly Bob Sagat.. And it seems like nearly whenever I make a post I see your dumb fucking un-creative user-name a few posts below quoting me with some sort of

' Ohhh Internet-Weed-Dude you are such a ***********************
or

'Oh Internet-weed-dude you are still posting around here, I don't like you and I'm going to call you names now because of that on totse' in your own way of typing.

fucking "Before The Opiate"
what happens after the opiate..? being affectionate with members of the same gender? don't lie..

What on Gods green Earth gave you the impression that it would be a good idea, to sit down on your laptop, and start posting a lot more again on this site?

Before the Opiate + ( 49.2 - 49.20 ) = BI-sexual

You're not a complete homo, but you probably at least touched your cousins penis as a child.

I'm sick of all your god damned lame jokes that could only be matched by possibly Bob Sagat.. And it seems like nearly whenever I make a post I see your dumb fucking un-creative user-name a few posts below quoting me with some sort of

' Ohhh Internet-Weed-Dude you are such a ***********************
or

'Oh Internet-weed-dude you are still posting around here, I don't like you and I'm going to call you names now because of that on totse' in your own way of typing.

fucking "Before The Opiate"
what happens after the opiate..? being affectionate with members of the same gender? don't lie..

I totally agree IWD. Before the Opiate is probably the biggest faggot on this website.

slightly OT but i love you

Dumb like a fox.
lol..good one

Damn dude, I've never seen IWD lay down some pwnage like that.