So theres this weird way I can actually "masturbate" and come in like 30 seconds. It doesnt even involve touching your cock directly. What I do is just rub on my dick over my pants on the side of it near the head in a certain way. Once you hit your most sensitive spot of your cock just keep rubbing back and forth and note this is when you have jeans on which is the weird thing.

So if you can find this magical spot then you can just rub on your dick with your pants on and get off in like 20-30 seconds if done right. My favorite time to do it is when I'm playing a video game and something extremely retarded happens that pisses me off so I do that to calm down and it actually works. So I don't know if you'll be able to understand that if you have questions I will answer.

Eventually I was hoping someone would post this because I was far too embarrassed to do so. I can do something really similar (it may be the same way) and it's really fast and feels just as good. It's weird because almost every where I've read, it says guys can only ejaculate when they're erect yet I manage to ejaculate when I'm flaccid. But at least I'm not the only person who can do this :P

doesn't that leave stains

Wow..

Hahahaha lol I didn't even notice that. I will have to edit. But I'm not a faggot I just mean like when I'm playing a game on a hard mission and die for a super bullshit reason. Then I do that thing where I rub my dick and I will ejaculate also. I knew someone else on totse would have to know about this

Dude, just...

This dissolves the whole point of jerking off. It's a ritual, not something you do at any time. I'd be fucking disgusted if any motherfucker around me had jerked off not 5 minutes ago and not 2 feet away from me.

Just.... disgusting

No you dumbass.....I don't do it when other people are around. I discovered it whilst playing a video game on some super gay frustrating mission. Then once I did that I collected myself enough and went through the mission. Its not like I replace jacking off with that I still masturbate like a normal person. Its just weird how something like this is possible

Well fuck you. The fact that you enjoy jerking off for 30 seconds is a blatant proof that you WILL blow your load a little too soon in sex, if you ever get that close to a vagina, and also that you took the concept of a loser to a whole new level. Have fun fucking yourself.

EDIT: Unless this is some sort of bad excuse for a troll thread, in which case any of the stuff i said above still apply. Go get fucked by a nigger.

I prefer the classic method of my hand moving back and forth in the solititude of my shower.

Oh my god you're a fucking douche bag. Look I accidentally discovered it I just was rubbing my balls and suddenly it felt good so I kept doing it. I DO NOT DO IT REGULARLY. You are fucking retarded. I enjoy wacking off way better.

And fuck your bullshit internet personality thinking your some cool fuck for flaming someone for posting some shit on totse that is actually worthwhile. I just wanted to see if anyone else knew about it. Its fucking totse who gives a motherfuck? Its just a different way of beating off the orgasm is actually a little more intense then just regular jacking off sometimes. But its not cause premature ejaculation its cause you are pleasuring your most sensitive spot.

So you go fuck yourself you idiot.