my dealer told me hes getting some quaaludes soon. i fucking want some. he's not a highschool dealer, he's this little italian dude in his 30s that sounds like he's has a larengectomy, and i used to smoke with him every day on my off periods so he hooks me up. given that useless information and the fact that they're impossible to get; what should i expect to pay per pill, totse?

I'd ask where he is getting them from because they aren't even made in this country anymore.

In all the years and times I've had people say they had real 'ludes, not once were they.

enjoy having your Italian dude give you GHB and raping you.

i'm aware that they're not made in america anymore, which is why i'm so unsure of the price. i'd be shocked if they weren't legit. i have some real trust in this guy. everything i've bought from him has been modestly priced and super-potent. he's also had them before, and according to his son they were fucking great.

oh, and last time he got them, he only had 10.

i do realize that i sound like an idiot for being so sure of him, by the way.

On a docu about meth the DEA or whoever said they convinced pharm companies not to produce the chems for ludes and this successfully fucked up the market. They were to expensive to sell and they focused on other money making schemes instead.

That's what the feds would leave one to believe, this one sounds plausible though considering you rarely hear much about them anymore.

Lol man, in all the years ive lived on LI and been into drugs, I have never once seen true quaaludes, just fucking douchebags passing off various pharmecuticals. Methaqualone is a dead drug, unless you live in South Africa of course

Best of luck to you man, I doubt there real but if they are fucking enjoy 'em.

Who fucking knows, maybe the dude knows someone from Africa or some shit who can smuggle them in his ass.

shit, maybe. i know he gets other drugs from overseas.

There are several lude analogues that act the same way as ludes, and they are sold on online sources and then sold by assholes who market them as ludes.


Ludes are dead man, but don't fret, because like I said it's probably one of it's "cousins". You won't be disappointed. Provided that IS the case, of course.

Aren't they extremely easy to synthesize? I thought I heard that somewhere...

yea but even so there is no market for them so really why bother generally people only synth shit that there is a market for take dmt or mescaline for example they are ridiculously easy to extract but if i told anyone i kmew i had some they would have no idea what it was except for a few

yea but even so there is no market for them so really why bother generally people only synth shit that there is a market for take dmt or mescaline for example they are ridiculously easy to make but if i dont my driends i had some they would have no idea what it was

Your friends would have no idea what they are because they're 12. I can promise that if you bring me ANY quantity of methqualone, I can have it gone in a weekend.

yea but even so there is no market for them so really why bother generally people only synth shit that there is a market for take dmt or mescaline for example they are ridiculously easy to make but if i dont my driends i had some they would have no idea what it was


I don't know about that, man. I know a lot of people who jump for joy if they found authentic luudes.

Your friends would have no idea what they are because they're 12. I can promise that if you bring me ANY quantity of methqualone, I can have it gone in a weekend.

dont judge people you've never meet before and i think you misinterpreted what i meant. what i meant was it isnt really a 'mainstream' drug like weed,coke, and the like

dont judge people you've never meet before and i think you misinterpreted what i meant. what i meant was it isnt really a 'mainstream' drug like weed,coke, and the like

Because it's not around. Just start asking your friends what they'd pay for a 'lude. Hell, they stopped making them because they're too recreational.

honestly by the way they sound i would probably pay a good amount for them i would to get some

You can fucking make ludes and no its not that hard

Goto India where theyre all made now. Or goto south africa, buy a shitload (while the dollar has some value) bring it back and sell that shit!

If i ever got a chance to purchase a genuine quaalude, the price wouldnt be of no object i would pay what ever outrageous sum it might cost.

I don't know about that, man. I know a lot of people who jump for joy if they found authentic luudes.

I think my reaction to winning the lottery all to myself and getting authentic luudes would be nearly identical.

I know for a FACT that if I had enough luudes an hand, I could EASILY get rid of them like a fucking feeding-frenzy. No seriously, I'd get fucking rich over night.

Be quiet, you have no idea what your on about ya tool.

Somebody's got the right idea here....

jesus christ people get on it

Somebody's got the right idea here....

jesus christ people get on it


I said it first yo. Ware b muh cred nigz

Ware b muh cred nigz

Yeah, I got some fuckin' cred for you...

Step on over here and I'll show ya some fuckin' cred...

We get bootleg ludes here in Florida, that get smuggled up from Columbia.

Ask your dude what the dosage on them is.

If he doesn't know or tells you something bogus, then it's more than likely bullshit.

A good dose of methaqualone is about 300 mgs, by the way. I was able to find some ONCE, in Canada actually, and it was only because the person we got it from was a chemist who did the synth himself. Not tabs of course but rather just the powder in a capsule ala pure molly.

Don't drink on those fuckers or try to treat them like benzos where it's A-OK to lose your head and eat about ten or fifteen of them because you'll find yourself either dead or half-conscious with tubes being shoved down your throat before long.

Other than that, if you get the real deal, enjoy it. I'd pay a very hefty amount to get my hands on legitimate methaqualone again.

Tolerance is a problem with ludes too. You build tolerance to the pleasurable aspects a lot faster than the tolerance builds to the depressant effects. Thats what causes a lot of people to overdose on them.

Absolutely true, and a huge contributing factor to their becoming completely illegal.

Yeah, I got some fuckin' cred for you...

Step on over here and I'll show ya some fuckin' cred...


Haha. You're a good poster, friend. Always something funny with you

Somebody's got the right idea here....

jesus christ people get on it

Starting from o-toluidine its not that hard...just need to learn some chem and your good :)

What the hell are quaaludes? I remember scarface talking about them but thats it.

What the hell is google? I remember some nerdy dude at the Apple Store talking about it when I was in there buying an ipod but thats it.

"Pop a quaalude, and she'll love me in the morning"

Methaqualone aka quaalude is a very strong CNS depressant, similiar to old school barbituates. Produce strong euphoria and sedation; think of benzos x10 on crack. No longer made legally anywhere in the world. Next time fucking google it.

~dU$tY

Go away down syndrome boy

What the hell is google? I remember some nerdy dude at the Apple Store talking about it when I was in there buying an ipod but thats it.

i loled hard

"Pop a quaalude, and she'll love me in the morning"

Methaqualone aka quaalude is a very strong CNS depressant, similiar to old school barbituates. Produce strong euphoria and sedation; think of benzos x10 on crack. No longer made legally anywhere in the world. Next time fucking google it.

~dU$tY


I thought they were made legally in Africa and Mexico...

I thought they were made legally in Africa and Mexico...

As of 2008, not anymore in S. Africa. Not sure about Mexico.

As of 2008, not anymore in S. Africa.

Well so much for THAT fucking idea...

Well so much for THAT fucking idea...

a pharmacy safari?

a pharmacy safari?

I was thinking more along the lines of smoking mandrax and crack cocaine in a grass hut with the natives.

they also definitely love their meth^^^^

I have the synth, it doesnt seem too hard. I've always wanted to try it. I'm not all that great at chemistry, though, and wouldnt trust anything i created to not be a poison. I'd love to try methaqualone though.

mike

anybody remember dennis leary's standup bit on ludes? LUUUUDES MAN!!!!!

fuck dennis leary, a wannabe Bill Hicks with the stolen jokes to go with.