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Old 2008-07-28, 01:53
th3_ag3ncy th3_ag3ncy is offline
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So, I have spent the past few hours calling various hospitals and blood banks attempting to buy human blood. I just returned from the E.R. where I offered the on-call doctor $500.00 per pint, they threatened to call the police if I did not disperse. Do any of you know how I could go about purchasing blood in the U.S.?


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Old 2008-07-28, 01:55
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fuck buying it, just go up to someone and steal it. all you need is a knife and a bucket.
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Old 2008-07-28, 01:59
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fuck buying it, just go up to someone and steal it. all you need is a knife and a bucket.
I like the way you think; however, for the purpose I need it for that would not work.
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Old 2008-07-28, 02:08
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I like the way you think; however, for the purpose I need it for that would not work.
dare i ask what you are going to use it for?
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Old 2008-07-28, 02:10
th3_ag3ncy th3_ag3ncy is offline
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dare i ask what you are going to use it for?
I can't say at the moment, although I will gladly load pics after if I can find a way to acquire the blood.
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Old 2008-07-28, 02:13
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I can't say at the moment, although I will gladly load pics after if I can find a way to acquire the blood.
I have to be perfectly honest, there is no way you are legally going to get blood if you can't tell people what you are going to do with it, and probably no way you are going to legally get it even if you DO tell them what you are doing. Short of just asking a friend/family member to give it to you, there is really no way that I know of.
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Old 2008-07-28, 02:18
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I have to be perfectly honest, there is no way you are legally going to get blood if you can't tell people what you are going to do with it, and probably no way you are going to legally get it even if you DO tell them what you are doing. Short of just asking a friend/family member to give it to you, there is really no way that I know of.
I figured as much; I need a larger amount than one person would be able to give. I suppose if all else fails I can find someone on the street offer $1000 and drain it using my own equipment...
I really fail to see why Amerikan laws need be so complicated lol


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Old 2008-07-28, 02:19
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get it from yourself, or get them to do it then steal it and run.
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Old 2008-07-28, 02:55
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I didn't know buying blood was illegal. What would you get charged with?
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Old 2008-07-28, 02:58
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Default Re: Buying Human Blood...

Does it need to be fresh? Go to the Red Cross and donate blood, but when the nurse leaves the room/area steal a bunch of blood bags.

Then take your own blood from yourself at home.

How much do you need btw?
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