*This thread is best read when high*

The HwH thread i'm hoping will consist of many "Hilarious When High" stories from all you totseans.
These are the sort of things that would seem pretty fucking lame or just not funny unless you were high.

Last night me and two of my boys were chilling smoking a few joints and drinking some gin and juice.
At about 3:00 in the morning we decide to stick Star wars: The empire strikes back on, and i have to say that shit had me in fucking stitches, i seriously cant remember the bits with yoda being so funny i was full on bellyaching.

Then we ate some eggs and bacon, went to sleep and all was well.
I can think of some better stories but im tired and going to bed.

I love it when after smoking a few bowls, how me and my friends spend like thirty minutes bitching at each other non-stop like girls. Then after bitching we all shut up, watch cheech and chong and eat a fat big ass bowl of chick nuggets.

Stoners talking about getting stoned, how revolutionary.

Not here to start a revolution,
as is made obvious by my fairly tame post about funny stoner stories.

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this thread will be locked soon, no doubt.

but, great idea bro. I love threads where people tell stories.

I love threads where people tell stories.

F'real man, those are always the best.

I think it was a benzodiazepine blackout stories thread a long time ago that had me in stitches, seriously some of the funniest shit I've ever read. That recent worst excuses thread was also pretty hilarious.

The flashlight, it is mine!! Hoh hoh hoh hoh

I love threads where people tell stories...in SG

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Please don't make threads like this.