Hey, I'm gonna be in Manhattan next weekend or so and I'm looking for hookers. Looking to spend about 300 at the most, can anybody point me in the right direction?


Also, I'm not 18. Will they care? I mean, it's illegal anyway....

They will ask for your ID to make sure that you are 18. Sorry, you'll have to wait.

I appreciate the amount of subtlety in this statement.

What makes you think that Manhattan has more hookers than any other city? Try Atlanta, buddy. DC. Baton Rouge. Every truck stop in America.

But since this seems like your first time, I'll just give you some advice: No kissing on the lips.

Let me add a bit more

1.WEAR A CONDOM, shouldn't really need saying but...

2.Be honest, say simply its your first time. Chances are she's a professional and will know then how to play it.

3.Don't make a big thing about the money. Don't try and be a 'playa' or big shot. Whores hate that.

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Your best bet is to look for massage parlors in the area. Due to Manhattan being a classy place full of rich people, the quality of women is better but also more $$$. Know how to haggle and get your moneys worth, and 300 dollars can go a very long way.

I don't go into the city much, but when I was 17 I remember drinking at a bar called Fitzgerald's because I definitely looked like a 17 year-old then and they didn't ID anyone.


Anyway, aside from not ID'ing clearly underage kids, it was actually a decent place as in, it was a safe area. But for some reason I remember seeing hookers in there often. I was once offered a 3some for $300, and although I politely declined, sitting there and talking to a hooker was kind of interesting so I kept her at the table and bought her a drink, because I was genuinely interested in their lifestyle.

Once you find some hookers, just be polite. You can usually talk them down in price... althought it's been years since this occured so I don't know if you can still get a couple decent girls for $300... I'm guessing probably not after the whole Spitzer thing.

I've been wondering, why is that?

Craigslist, maybe.

Whore-mythology, you kiss a john on the lips and you might fall in love with him.

Actually the taboo has a basis in fact, although not the 'falling in love' thing.

In the days before tarts made men wear condoms for bj's and general oral hygiene, there was a big danger of her getting unsightly lip sores (herpes etc).

Bad for business if the mouth asking you if you 'wanna make jiga jig' looks like a lepers arse.

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Yes, this.
But also, I just watched "Pretty Woman" on TBS.

Wouldn't it be easier for you to pick up a drunk chick than pay for it?

Tricks in ATLANTA?!??
Noo Waaaaaay... :P
I have never really seen too many hoes pulling tricks but I don't really go to that side of town too often.
If I'm in Atlanta its near the Midtown area or L5P.
Though I have heard Moreland Avenue and Cleveland are pretty bad areas for prostitution... And L5P is off Moreland.
All those cracked out ghetto bitches selling their ass on the side of the street strung out... Thats just NAAAASTY.
Have you ever heard of the Cabbagetown Area?

This seems like a pretty legit idea. I don't see how it could go wrong.

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Aahahhaa, I have a few friends in Cabbagetown.. Craazyyy shit up there...
Walk down the Coca Cola Factory and Underground a little past 6 and even a girl will get hit on by the nasty hos that hang around there. And once a pimp chased me down Midtown so I don't go there anymore.
I prefer Buckhead :P

mmm...International in Oakland.

mmm...underage prostitution.

Manhattan is an expensive city. That includes hookers. Unless you want a disgusting, STD-infested pig, three hundred isn't going to cut it. If you want a cheap New York hooker, go to the Bronx.