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# 1
2008-07-27, 04:42
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A big "fuck you" to motorcyclists?
Lately, I've experienced having to be woken up by noisy motorcyclist who ride around my neighborhood atleast 7-12 times a day. They often ride from 7:00 am in the morning to the early hours of the next morning. Their route is pretty predictable, so I'm tempted to fuck with one of their houses.
Other than my original plan of throwing tacks in the middle of the road, what would be a creative and efficient way to fuck with their A.) route B.) Motorcyles C.) them?
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# 2
2008-07-27, 04:44
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Re: A big "fuck you" to motorcyclists?
Shut up you whiny faggot.
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# 3
2008-07-27, 04:50
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Re: A big "fuck you" to motorcyclists?
let them do as they please, crybaby.
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# 4
2008-07-27, 05:02
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Regular
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Victoria, Australia
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Re: A big "fuck you" to motorcyclists?
I sugest you spike the road with nails so after you trash their bike they will come and beat the absolute shit out of you
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# 5
2008-07-27, 05:05
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Re: A big "fuck you" to motorcyclists?
String cables across the road at about head/neck level.
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# 6
2008-07-27, 05:08
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Re: A big "fuck you" to motorcyclists?
I suggest getting some dental floss, cover the string in glue, then sand, and tie it from one side of the street to the other at bike level. It won't kill anyone, it will rip when they go through it, but it will definitely leave a nasty scratch, and I doubt they would see the floss. It should get the point across, and if it doesn't, do it a few days in a row. Bankrupt them through money spent on new paintjobs.
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# 7
2008-07-27, 05:29
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run while you can ----->
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Re: A big "fuck you" to motorcyclists?
murder/suicide.
the only way for your situation
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# 8
2008-07-27, 07:16
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Re: A big "fuck you" to motorcyclists?
Close your windows. That'll show 'em.
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# 9
2008-07-27, 07:41
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Re: A big "fuck you" to motorcyclists?
Quote:
Originally Posted by televised_vomit_fah_sho
Other than my original plan of throwing tacks in the middle of the road
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LIfe is not a roadrunner cartoon.
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# 10
2008-07-27, 07:44
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[IMG]http://www.learningtreasu
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Re: A big "fuck you" to motorcyclists?
as if you redneck drivers dont piss motorcyclers off with your pass by honking and sudden door openings...
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# 11
2008-07-27, 07:46
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Re: A big "fuck you" to motorcyclists?
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Originally Posted by The Last MentleGam
Close your windows. That'll show 'em.
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thats too hardcore!
Seriously, just shut the windows.
OR...
Fuck it. CLOSE YOUR FUCKING WINDOWS.
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# 12
2008-07-27, 08:16
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Re: A big "fuck you" to motorcyclists?
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Originally Posted by Area51
thats too hardcore!
Seriously, just shut the windows.
OR...
Fuck it. CLOSE YOUR FUCKING WINDOWS.
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Yes because everyone has sound proof glass windows.
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# 13
2008-07-27, 08:21
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[IMG]http://www.learningtreasu
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Re: A big "fuck you" to motorcyclists?
why not just ignore him or, if you do hate them that bad, shoot him in the head. That would get a good headline for NBC. Man shoots motorcyclist because of noise.
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# 14
2008-07-27, 09:04
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Re: A big "fuck you" to motorcyclists?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Area51
thats too hardcore!
Seriously, just shut the windows.
OR...
Fuck it. CLOSE YOUR FUCKING WINDOWS.
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Go even deeper. Remove Your windows.
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# 15
2008-07-27, 09:57
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Re: A big "fuck you" to motorcyclists?
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Originally Posted by neutron
life is not a roadrunner cartoon.
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lies!
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# 16
2008-07-27, 23:15
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Re: A big "fuck you" to motorcyclists?
How fast do these guys go? Do they wear helmets?
I'll bet an unexpected paintball to the face would probably be enough to get a biker to lose control and bite it, especially if he didn't have a helmet to protect himself with. You could do this from a distance somewhere away from your house and then leg it before anybody figured out what the fuck happened.
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# 17
2008-07-27, 23:41
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[IMG]http://www.learningtreasu
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Re: A big "fuck you" to motorcyclists?
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Originally Posted by Fate
How fast do these guys go? Do they wear helmets?
I'll bet an unexpected paintball to the face would probably be enough to get a biker to lose control and bite it, especially if he didn't have a helmet to protect himself with. You could do this from a distance somewhere away from your house and then leg it before anybody figured out what the fuck happened.
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this right here
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# 18
2008-07-28, 00:15
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Re: A big "fuck you" to motorcyclists?
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Originally Posted by Vic Mackey
String cables across the road at about head/neck level.
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This will work.
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# 19
2008-07-28, 00:18
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Re: A big "fuck you" to motorcyclists?
Are they typical harley riders or kids on sportbikes?
If they're the harley then do the paintball bit, if they're sportbike riders just play the waiting game, they'll kill themselves eventually.
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# 20
2008-07-28, 00:24
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Re: A big "fuck you" to motorcyclists?
Ear plugs?
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# 21
2008-07-28, 04:57
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Re: A big "fuck you" to motorcyclists?
how about you physically approach them and just ask them to stop being douches around your house? Seeing as how I ride sport bikes myself this would be the best way to get a positive reaction out of me and the peoples i ride with.
Then if they dont comply you are justified to resort to more extreme measures
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# 22
2008-07-28, 06:27
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Re: A big "fuck you" to motorcyclists?
Hide in a bush, then when you here them coming, leap out and BASEBALL BAT TO THE FACE! Lulz ^_^
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# 23
2008-07-28, 06:40
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Re: A big "fuck you" to motorcyclists?
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Originally Posted by Creeb
how about you physically approach them and just ask them to stop being douches around your house? Seeing as how I ride sport bikes myself this would be the best way to get a positive reaction out of me and the peoples i ride with.
Then if they dont comply you are justified to resort to more extreme measures
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This. I plan on getting a motorcycle within the next few years, and I would be pissed if some kid messed with me/it just because they can't hear their cartoons. Buy your own bike and join them. Or, like said, just ask them to be more considerate. Most bikers don't fall into the stereotype of being jerks and killing people for the hell of it. They're pretty cool about things. But if you mess with them, they might come kill you.
You could always B&M about it somewhere else.
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# 24
2008-07-28, 06:42
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Re: A big "fuck you" to motorcyclists?
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Originally Posted by Idiosyncrasy
This. I plan on getting a motorcycle within the next few years, and I would be pissed if some kid messed with me/it just because they can't hear their cartoons. Buy your own bike and join them. Or, like said, just ask them to be more considerate. Most bikers don't fall into the stereotype of being jerks and killing people for the hell of it. They're pretty cool about things. But if you mess with them, they might come kill you.
You could always B&M about it somewhere else.
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in the bitch and moan forum perhaps?
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# 25
2008-07-28, 06:48
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Re: A big "fuck you" to motorcyclists?
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Originally Posted by Nibroc
in the bitch and moan forum perhaps?
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*slaps forehead*
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