Self-explanatory. What are some legit ways to find a "hitman" and how do I go about doing so.

Man the fuck up and do it yourself... or an even crazyer idea would be to not get shot at all

...You're afraid of suicide, and yet you're suicidal?

Go to a shooting range, get a .44 and one round.

Maybe he has a life insurance contract that's valid even if he gets murdered. Suicide is never covered, but if he was able to hide anything between him and the hitman, it would look legit.

Tell him you'll pay after.

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/5756/suiciderightfs6.gif

Go to prison. You could probably find someone in there who knows someone who would do it...in exchange for a good ass pounding, of course.

Nice.

Lol..

where did that start?

I heard of a friend of mine's boyfriend telling her thats how he would kill himself (who knows what he was on he was just being an idiot)

If the thing is to get a life insurance or something like that just make it look like an accident, like car gets out of the road and eventually off a cliff and problem solved.

This topic has been talked about time and time again.

go to your doctor and convince him to hook you up with some pills for x sleeping problem, take them for a month or two so people understand you use them regularly, take a couple, go driving for some serious reason (not serious like buddy's iin the hospital or something,) something where you feel you NEED to drive to get x, go to x location.

Sleeping pills + driving = not fun, if you wanna suicide just take one or two more pills (leaving bottle at home and bringing 1 or 2 is best) and pass out while steering into oncoming traffic.

Best to show no signs of depression anywhere (like a week or 2) before this. Or else suicide would be considered.

k, fuck the hitman idea, use a few years to create an elaborate death plan that wouldnt look like suicide, but would make you go out with a bang...a messy bang....in front of all your neibhors, maybe even live on oprah

Why even bother with the sleeping pills? Having sleeping pills in the system makes it vaguely your fault--and insurance companies are bitchy about that sort of thing. Why not just drive on a mountain pass or something where you know there are lots of trucks, and swerve onto the wrong side of the road right into an oncoming semi? Any of the passes over the Cascades (in the Northwest US) would work really well, but I'm sure there are places like that all over the country/world.

To the OP- In all seriousness how much do you have to spend on your contract?

ok well instead of doing suicide those ways ill tell you about hitman. most adds for trained assasins are actually disguised as verminators/insect killers. if you find one that doesnt look to much like a verminator ad then send them instructions in an unlabled envelope with a return address that is not yours so that, if he isnt one that he wont call the cops on you. but if you wanna do it cheaply just go to walmart break in the galss and shoot yourself.

why is there so many freaking suicide threads. its freaking stupid. for gods sake if your going to do it then fucking do it without telling the world. if its about the life insurance then your family/some lucky person is in need of the money you have in your life insurance. if they need it that badly that you would die to get it to them go and rob, steal, sell drugs dont go and get someone to shoot you thats retarded.