well Im gonna be playing soccer for 5 days with some people and i want some ideas to hurt people. I already know how to slide tackle the right spots. i really wanna hurt those soccer fags that wanna go pro, college, wtf they wanna do.

"Miss" the ball and just get them where ever.

lol! tthat would make me lul hard

Two feet slide tackles are good but in a proper game you'll most likley get red carded straight away. Or you can randomly elbow your opponent when tackling, going for headers, taking the ball around him or whenever, a sneaky one and you might get away without getting caught.

Kick them in the balls.


Or you could kick the ball under their feet and watch them step on it and fall, that always makes me lul.

One devastating move is jumping in the air when someone try's to slide tackle you. this allows you to smash someone and even lets you sorta control where you land on them. I did this in a game and successfully smashed another players testicles. Oh and wear cleats.

If this is an actual game, on corner kicks/penalty kicks, when everyone is looking up at the ball and in a mob begin to trip/throat-punch/kick opposing players.

When the ball is away from you, and the refs are focused over where it is you can easily trip other players while they're walking.

There's always the old standby of kicking the ball at someone too.

Hope it helps. Give em hell.

research has shown that the insectoid is still at 80% percent fighting ability when its upper 2 limbs are blown off, so in combat, aim for the nerve cluster in the center of the chest

Haha, im waiting for you to get a broken leg,tenner says your a weakling winger.
Don't bother with the shin, thats what shinpads are for...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaP99j-_Gn4
That is what you should do.
Downwards and across the knee, if done properly that will end a career.