totse.com | The Desire Thread!.....Share your suffering

High on Datura · #1 2008-07-26, 17:05

So alot of religions claim that desire is the cause of human suffering. Lets all share our pain. What is it you want right now but caint have it?

Is it Weed? Pussy? A Car? Whatever it is lets all share.

PErsonally i want an

Electric guitar.
A Travel size guitar
A small ass gravity skate board
And my own appartment that isnt expensive as fuck

mr.blunt · #2 2008-07-26, 17:07

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Originally Posted by High on Datura View Post

Is it Weed? Pussy? A Car?

One, two, and three.

And a steak.

negz · #3 2008-07-26, 17:07

I want to knock up a decent looking chick in every country. One of my offspring is bound to kick some ass.

eBagger · #4 2008-07-26, 17:09

I want too much shit to list.

TheVizier · #5 2008-07-26, 17:11

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So alot of religions claim

I stopped reading there. If you truly desire something, you go out there and get it any way you can.

Syd Barrett · #6 2008-07-26, 17:14

i desire a million billion dollars so i can buy all the things i want...

Galbador · #7 2008-07-26, 17:54

A time machine so that I can travel back to 1990, kidnap myself from my parents and ensure I raise myself right.

iSecks · #8 2008-07-26, 18:17

Money buys happiness.

eamn · #9 2008-07-26, 18:27

i need more reefer.

Mobile30 · #10 2008-07-26, 18:41

http://blogs.chron.com/longhorns/scarlett_johansson_10.jpg

surprise buttsecks · #11 2008-07-26, 18:52

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http://blogs.chron.com/longhorns/scarlett_johansson_10.jpg

I always found her strange looking.

Mobile30 · #12 2008-07-26, 18:54

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I always found her strange looking.

I see how you could, but there is something very attractive about her imo. Maybe because she never does nudity, but usually plays pretty sexual roles.

Ford Prefect · #13 2008-07-26, 19:15

http://www.petitiononline.com/156840/petition.html

I want it fucking gone.

-F☺rd

iSecks · #14 2008-07-26, 19:17

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Originally Posted by Ford Prefect View Post

http://www.petitiononline.com/156840/petition.html

I want it fucking gone.

-F☺rd

How the fuck did you come across this!?
EDIT: I signed it.

eamn · #15 2008-07-26, 19:19

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Originally Posted by Ford Prefect View Post

http://www.petitiononline.com/156840/petition.html

I want it fucking gone.

-F☺rd

fucking signed.

Noktan · #16 2008-07-26, 19:22

I desire to play SSB with three friends, in a room filled with ice-cold beer, weed, acid, whatever they would want, and tonnes of bean bags. Just chill out like that, damn that would be awesome.
Then I desire this girl, I've known her for 6 years now. Unfortunately she moved very far away, and the one time where I really had a chance with her a friend of her interrupted us.
And I also desire to play Star Wars Galaxies Pre-cu, once again.

zpyro · #17 2008-07-26, 19:26

i desire my leg to not be broken. it fuckin sucks!!

Ford Prefect · #18 2008-07-26, 19:34

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Originally Posted by iSecks View Post

How the fuck did you come across this!?
EDIT: I signed it.

http://stu.wccnet.org/~bwells/gdt200/cabum1.html

http://everything2.com/title/Alexander%2520Abian

I also want this hot little scene whore that's been lusting over my cock for two fucking years. As soon as I don't have a girl I swear on all that is holy, I will tear that shit up.

Edit: I'm ina good mood so...

http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v276/198/26/789523199/n789523199_1071406_5236.jpg

There are moar for whoever sets up a site for me. I just need a picture of the moon on it, this quote: "I am raising the petulant finger of defiance to the solar organization for the first time in 5 billion years." -A. Abian. Plus the scematics for a nuclear bomb and a little paypal donations button.

Srsly.

Edit: I'm really fucking serious.

-F☺rd

cronic5 · #19 2008-07-26, 20:14

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Originally Posted by Ford Prefect View Post

http://stu.wccnet.org/~bwells/gdt200/cabum1.html

http://everything2.com/title/Alexander%2520Abian

I also want this hot little scene whore that's been lusting over my cock for two fucking years. As soon as I don't have a girl I swear on all that is holy, I will tear that shit up.

Edit: I'm ina good mood so...

http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v276/198/26/789523199/n789523199_1071406_5236.jpg

There are moar for whoever sets up a site for me. I just need a picture of the moon on it, this quote: "I am raising the petulant finger of defiance to the solar organization for the first time in 5 billion years." -A. Abian. Plus the scematics for a nuclear bomb and a little paypal donations button.

Srsly.

Edit: I'm really fucking serious.

-F☺rd

http://sourcaffeine.com/moon

iSecks · #20 2008-07-26, 20:15

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http://sourcaffeine.com/moon

There's no Paypal button.

jjantzen13 · #21 2008-07-26, 20:20

I want to be on flow from Belton paints, although MTN or Montana would be good too.
I want beer.
Steak.
Free and easy sex whenever I feel like it, but no girlfriends, they are expensive and too much work.
Mac desktop for photoshop and music stuff.
Macbook Pro for the same as above, just more portable.
Case each of Jameson, Sailor Jerry, Bailey's, and Jager.

Firemite · #22 2008-07-26, 20:26

Right now, I'd quite like Heath Ledger to not have died so he can act in more Batman films. One film just isn't enough.

Oh yeah, and his family might be happy.

Nightside Eclipse · #23 2008-07-26, 20:26

I want the ability to have a laser that can blow the planet up.
Just that kind of power makes you feel Godlike.

Yoshi · #24 2008-07-26, 20:29

I wish I loved a sport that didn't take so much money.

A Clockwork Pumelo · #25 2008-07-26, 20:33

Things I can think of right now that I want:

that sweet fretless bass I have been drooling over for the last eight months.
a huge plate of steaming, fresh cooked, fresh caught king crab legs :d
a friend to share them with.
as much money as I want.
a bigger room.
about a dozen glowsticks.
and a working sound system.

Nightside Eclipse · #26 2008-07-26, 20:35

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Originally Posted by A Clockwork Pumelo View Post

Things I can think of right now that I want:

that sweet fretless bass I have been drooling over for the last eight months.
a huge plate of steaming, fresh cooked, fresh caught king crab legs :d
a friend to share them with.
as much money as I want.
a bigger room.
about a dozen glowsticks.
and a working sound system.

You should want a penis, you homo.

ComradeAsh · #27 2008-07-26, 20:40

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You should want a penis, you homo.

Granted, but its only 2" long.

I wish I had more time.

Firemite · #28 2008-07-26, 20:44

Oh yeah, I'd also like a new laptop and a toaster right next to me.

I want some delicious toast.

Ekstaza · #29 2008-07-26, 20:47

I want ~ thousand acres of land where i can hunt, fish, etc and do whatever the fuck I want. I'd plant tons of different kind of wild berries for myself and to attract more animals. I'd be pretty content with living on my land like some kind of savage wildman/indian.

kfc v lot · #30 2008-07-26, 20:47

A bigger room with a sofa on it(do not know why but i have always fancied a bedroom with a sofa in it) facing my tv and huge glass bowls filled with a plethora of different drugs..

EssJay · #31 2008-07-28, 06:10

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Originally Posted by mr.blunt View Post

One, two, and three.

And a steak.

This. A good steak when you're stoned is fucking amazing. Now throw in the pussy and cash and you're fuckin' set for life.

IceCAPPED · #32 2008-07-28, 06:12

If only I knew what I really wanted. Maybe a chance at true love, never grow up, some of my better dreams to happen, and this Acer ive been eying.

linoleumfan · #33 2008-07-28, 06:44

I desire the ability to play the piano really well, music is something that sticks with you for life. Some of you guys have really materialistic desires.

k4aic · #34 2008-07-28, 07:40

For Layne Staley to be alive and well *alice in chains* to be back together with Layne and not the shitty ass William D..

For an endless supply of Heroin and Fentanyl*the good ones with the gel..Duragesics* All the needles I would want..

The motorbike from The Dark Night that Bale is on..

a phat ass car I dunno what tho..Lambo maybe?

Also my criminal record to be clean and to be able to buy whatever I want without paying for it..and or have all the cash I would need for whatever the hell I want..

totse_is_nothing · #35 2008-07-28, 17:15

i just want a damn girl to treat me good. my girl right now says she needs space cuz of her "spiritual soul searching quest".

someone said oxycodone through a straw, ya that i desire that right now as well.

Osirius · #36 2008-07-28, 17:42

To quit thinking about this girl. God I hate it, she has too much sway over me. If any of yall are in Austin and see her, mess with her shit for me.

For it not to be so fucking hot and humid outside. That all of the boxes in my apartment unpack themselves, and some new shoes to run in.

zuperxtreme · #37 2008-07-28, 18:06

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I would REALLY like one of these.

Fucking win. That would be pretty cool for undercover operations.

Say they drop 2 or 3 off a plane a few kilometers out, and they fly towards their objective solo. Being that small will probably not show up on radar.

Awesome.

And all I want is a fucking apartment right now.

2007/08 is really GAY · #38 2008-07-28, 18:13

A lot of hot girls pussy, and lot's of $$$!

-SpectraL · #39 2008-07-28, 21:23

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Fucking win. That would be pretty cool for undercover operations.

Say they drop 2 or 3 off a plane a few kilometers out, and they fly towards their objective solo. Being that small will probably not show up on radar.

Awesome.

And all I want is a fucking apartment right now.

That fucker musta been doing at least 500-600 Mph. Wild.

Quageschi · #40 2008-07-29, 01:37

A girlfriend, not a friend who is a girl.