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eBagger · #1 2008-07-26, 06:37

Srsly. No Joke. Women and Men have about the same brain capacities, there are men and women rocket scientists, doctors, etc. There are great men and women singers, great men and women actors/actresses. There are great men and women chefs.

But since we are just about equal in brain capacity and talent, there comes the physical aspect. We are bigger, stronger, and faster. We built this fucking world. So simplified, men: Smart, strong. women: Smart

If you look at life like we are primitive animals, we would basically kill for food, use our massive muscles to build shelter, and rape and do what we want with the women. Women would...be helpless.

Don't get me wrong I think things should be equal in terms of voting and intellectual matters, but women in the military and wanting to be COMPLETELY equal. Umm, no.

peu4001 · #2 2008-07-26, 06:41

Did you just figure this out?

eBagger · #3 2008-07-26, 06:44

No, I just wanted to make sure the girls on totse knew their place

slippyfist · #4 2008-07-26, 06:49

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Originally Posted by peu4001 View Post

Did you just figure this out?

Numberjumbo · #5 2008-07-26, 06:51

I agree.

Rory · #6 2008-07-26, 07:01

Plus, we can piss standing up without it running down our legs like some vulture.

NuclearWinter · #7 2008-07-26, 07:03

Also:

Having titties weigh you down.
Child birth.
Periods.
In general, weaker.
Piss sitting down. We can write our name in the snow or have a race going up a wall.
Rape. For us, firstly you can't rape the willing, secondly, it would be like trying to stuff a marshmallow in a money box.
Not very sought after over 40. And somehow if we try, 60 year old men can still mange to get 20 year olds.
As sexist as it sounds, they are here for mens pleasure. Their sexual organs are designed to "receive".

eBagger · #8 2008-07-26, 07:13

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Originally Posted by NuclearWinter View Post

Also:

Having titties weigh you down.
Child birth.
Periods.
In general, weaker.
Piss sitting down. We can write our name in the snow or have a race going up a wall.
Rape. For us, firstly you can't rape the willing, secondly, it would be like trying to stuff a marshmallow in a money box.
Not very sought after over 40. And somehow if we try, 60 year old men can still mange to get 20 year olds.
As sexist as it sounds, they are here for mens pleasure. Their sexual organs are designed to "receive".

Good post.

About the pee thing, we are meant for survival in the wilderness, as we don't have to worry about waiting for snakes to attack us while wiping our vagina's. Just shake and go.

Private Rodent · #9 2008-07-26, 07:26

Da femalez is on hush mouf

JustAnotherAsshole · #10 2008-07-26, 07:26

And that, my friend, is why I don't do girls.

NuclearWinter · #11 2008-07-26, 07:28

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Originally Posted by JustAnotherAsshole View Post

And that, my friend, is why I don't do girls.

Quote of the century.

ObsdianZ · #12 2008-07-26, 07:28

But our junk is all dangly and exposed.

*ObZ

JustAnotherAsshole · #13 2008-07-26, 07:29

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Originally Posted by NuclearWinter View Post

Quote of the century.

Fuckin' ay.

Commodore64 · #14 2008-07-26, 07:31

I agree with this thread 100%

I think Spock said it best:

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p40/transblucency/spock_win.jpg

SockMan · #15 2008-07-26, 07:43

God said so in the bible.

Smack that bitch if she ever talks in church.

Smack that bitch if she ever works outside the house (okay not really).

Women have to bend lower than you to suck your dick. That automatically makes you superior.

Chimro · #16 2008-07-26, 07:59

Women are prettier, able to carry babies, better at raising children and doing domestic work, and generally better with linguistics.

I'm a man, but I know saying one gender is better than the other is completely childish. You're just like the kids saying, "Boys rule, girls drool!".

Well, either that, or you're a faggot who'd rather be with another queer than a woman.

Commodore64 · #17 2008-07-26, 08:09

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Originally Posted by Chimro View Post

Women are prettier, able to carry babies, better at raising children and doing domestic work, and generally better with linguistics.

I'm a man, but I know saying one gender is better than the other is completely childish. You're just like the kids saying, "Boys rule, girls drool!".

Well, either that, or you're a faggot who'd rather be with another queer than a woman.

Don't hold back, you'll get an ulcer.

Please tell us how you really feel.

baconbits · #18 2008-07-26, 08:11

Historically you guys may have been right but come one...gender inequality is totally obsolete. None of you have to hunt and forage for your food...you sit on your asses all day and then MAYBE you have to DRIVE to the grocery store/restaurant, but your mom/girlfriend probably feeds you anyway.

Name's Taken · #19 2008-07-26, 08:13

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Originally Posted by ObsdianZ View Post

But our junk is all dangly and exposed.

*ObZ

http://fightstuff.us/catalog/images/GPS-1%20Red1.jpg

monkmaster · #20 2008-07-26, 08:20

Sure women are weaker, but we need them as much as they need us.

eBagger · #21 2008-07-26, 08:51

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Originally Posted by Chimro View Post

Women are prettier, able to carry babies, better at raising children and doing domestic work, and generally better with linguistics.

I'm a man, but I know saying one gender is better than the other is completely childish. You're just like the kids saying, "Boys rule, girls drool!".

Well, either that, or you're a faggot who'd rather be with another queer than a woman.

This further proves the point, even little men know they are better than little women.

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Historically you guys may have been right but come one...gender inequality is totally obsolete. None of you have to hunt and forage for your food...you sit on your asses all day and then MAYBE you have to DRIVE to the grocery store/restaurant, but your mom/girlfriend probably feeds you anyway.

Doesn't matter. If the world were to get blown up by nuclear bombs today, and we had to go back to the primitive ways, we would dominate.

Galbador · #22 2008-07-26, 10:24

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Originally Posted by eBagger View Post

Doesn't matter. If the world were to get blown up by nuclear bombs today, and we had to go back to the primitive ways, we would dominate.

Not true. How many of us "superior" men here would actually be able to hunt and down and kill a bear (or whatever the fuck we'd have to eat) using only our wits and a crudely fashioned spear? Not very many of us I'd wager.

ObsdianZ · #23 2008-07-26, 10:25

Some people are taking this thread far too seriously.

*ObZ

azalie · #24 2008-07-26, 10:27

*pushes out a baby*

<3

Mantikore · #25 2008-07-26, 11:18

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Originally Posted by azalie View Post

*pushes out a baby*

<3

*eats baby*

NuclearWinter · #26 2008-07-26, 11:32

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Originally Posted by Mantikore View Post

*eats baby*

*eats Mantikore*

Name's Taken · #27 2008-07-26, 11:33

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Originally Posted by NuclearWinter View Post

*eats Mantikore*

*eats NuclearWinter*

villageillness · #28 2008-07-26, 12:06

As much as i would love to agree with the OP. I think i'll have to choose otherwise. Realistically it is like comparing a pencil to a pen. Neither are "better", they just have different purposes and roles. There is something that women can do, which are impossible for men to do and the same works the other way.

Anyways, OP if you were really smart, you would move towards a more religious way of life...because every religion i have studied, places the man at a higher role than a women.(probably how it should be anyways)

But no no, thanks to your beautiful democracy and secularism, and your obsession for "freedom" have a nice time picking up the pieces.

NuclearWinter · #29 2008-07-26, 12:07

Damn you, New Arrival!

We were about to have 10 posts in a row of eating the previous poster.

.... If you want to have a comfortable stay here, you are going to have to learn and participate in these things.

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Originally Posted by villageillness View Post

I think i'll have to choose otherwise. Realistically it is like comparing a pencil to a pen. Neither are "better", they just have different purposes and roles.

Then they should stop struggling for equality.

PS: Pen > Pencil

Name's Taken · #30 2008-07-26, 12:18

*Regurgitates NuclearWinter*
*Eats NuclearWinter*

Nightside Eclipse · #31 2008-07-27, 14:56

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Originally Posted by evil_0ne View Post

wow, xxombie is going to kick your ass...

Why would a guy kick another guy's ass?

Infacreep · #32 2008-07-27, 16:19

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Originally Posted by DuckWarri0r View Post

That's the stupidest looking person I have ever seen.

Imagine him trying to buy shirts and pants!

eBagger · #33 2008-07-27, 16:52

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Originally Posted by Emanyueru View Post

"I have a pet dog because it makes a great companion, not because it's less intelligent then me."

Srly, stop argueing I love woman they have so many good qualities, I don't mind if they can't bench as much as me because that's what men are for and when i'm cold and lonely there, there for me and i'm not going to go to some muscle bound man because it's so much better hugging a lovely cuddly girl =] with their soft squishy parts.

Makes me wish I was a girl.. there so much more beautiful then us.

Our pet dogs don't try and be our equal...

ps: i think this is the gayest post I've ever read.

TheVizier · #34 2008-07-27, 18:03

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Originally Posted by Emanyueru View Post

"I have a pet dog because it makes a great companion, not because it's less intelligent then me."

Srly, stop argueing I love woman they have so many good qualities, I don't mind if they can't bench as much as me because that's what men are for and when i'm cold and lonely there, there for me and i'm not going to go to some muscle bound man because it's so much better hugging a lovely cuddly girl =] with their soft squishy parts.

Makes me wish I was a girl.. there so much more beautiful then us.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y78/missmaceo/faggotry.jpg

DuckWarri0r · #35 2008-07-27, 23:09

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Originally Posted by infacreep View Post

imagine him trying to buy shirts and pants!

hulk-tear!

granite erection · #36 2008-07-28, 00:05

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Originally Posted by eBagger View Post

Srsly. No Joke. Women and Men have about the same brain capacities, there are men and women rocket scientists, doctors, etc. There are great men and women singers, great men and women actors/actresses. There are great men and women chefs.

But since we are just about equal in brain capacity and talent, there comes the physical aspect. We are bigger, stronger, and faster. We built this fucking world. So simplified, men: Smart, strong. women: Smart

If you look at life like we are primitive animals, we would basically kill for food, use our massive muscles to build shelter, and rape and do what we want with the women. Women would...be helpless.

Don't get me wrong I think things should be equal in terms of voting and intellectual matters, but women in the military and wanting to be COMPLETELY equal. Umm, no.

men think with RATIONAL thought. women think with their EMOTIONS!. think about that for awhile.

i agree women should SHUTthe FUCK up and make me a sammich and clean the house and cock massage.

Mellow_Fellow · #37 2008-07-28, 01:53

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Originally Posted by granite erection View Post

men think with RATIONAL thought. women think with their EMOTIONS!. think about that for awhile.

i agree women should SHUTthe FUCK up and make me a sammich and clean the house and cock massage.

You sound very emotional to me...

http://www.yllasphotography.co.uk/gallery/Sulk.jpg

granite erection · #38 2008-07-28, 04:35

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Originally Posted by Mellow_Fellow View Post

You sound very emotional to me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEpHkvQKOyc&feature=related

lulzz

alexander224 · #39 2008-07-28, 04:37

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Originally Posted by Mellow_Fellow View Post

You sound very emotional to me...

http://www.yllasphotography.co.uk/gallery/Sulk.jpg

449 when his runescape account got banned.