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  #1   Add Tnemnaitretne to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-26, 04:50
Tnemnaitretne Tnemnaitretne is offline
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Thumbs up I hereby quit masturbation.

For the past five or six years, I'm masturbated nearly every single day. That's around 2050 sessions, equaling to around 275 hours I've spend with my hand on my dick. That is a lot of time and energy that could have been spent on more productive things like making money or getting laid. Well, what you have now is the new, reformed me.

Every day I'll update this post with a confirmation of my continued success in staying fap-free as well as how many times I thought about masturbation along with any additional info I feel like adding.

How long do you think I'll make it?

  • July 25 - Success.

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  #2   Add evil_0ne to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-26, 04:53
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Default Re: I hereby quit masturbation.

if you fap as much as i do quitting should give you withdrawls so bad you will become depressed and shoot yourself... your hand never did anything mean to your dick (that i know of) is this how you repay it??? never putting out for it again??? you are probably the only action it ever gets...


oh and good luck. try E to make you happy in the meantime...
  #3   Add Yoshi to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-26, 04:55
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Default Re: I hereby quit masturbation.

Yo make two, add me on aswell.
  #4   Add Tnemnaitretne to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-26, 04:55
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Default Re: I hereby quit masturbation.

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if you fap as much as i do quitting should give you withdrawls so bad you will become depressed and shoot yourself... your hand never did anything mean to your dick (that i know of) is this how you repay it??? never putting out for it again??? you are probably the only action it ever gets...


oh and good luck. try E to make you happy in the meantime...
The folks down in S&A tell me that if masturbate less I might have a better chance of getting laid, so I figure it's worth a shot.
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Old 2008-07-26, 04:57
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Default Re: I hereby quit masturbation.

oh, screw Sex and Affection. What do they know about sex and affection?

btw do you have to go through the shit called dating to get your hand to put out?
  #6   Add Yoshi to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-26, 04:58
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The folks down in S&A tell me that if masturbate less I might have a better chance of getting laid, so I figure it's worth a shot.
I was the one that told you that. HAHA
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Old 2008-07-26, 05:09
Tnemnaitretne Tnemnaitretne is offline
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I was the one that told you that. HAHA
Where in Canada do you live?
  #8   Add SLP to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-26, 06:21
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Default Re: I hereby quit masturbation.

The best way to quit fapping is to become religious.
  #9   Add Revvy to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-26, 06:23
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Default Re: I hereby quit masturbation.

Chastity belt.
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Old 2008-07-26, 06:26
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Default Re: I hereby quit masturbation.

Considering your an unmotivated 17 year whose never had a relationship....I give you a week.
  #11   Add Junior Jacon Jeese Jerger to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-26, 06:26
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This thread makes me lol.

http://www.teenpartners.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/sweet_adri_naked.jpg
  #12   Add SockMan to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-26, 07:20
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Gluing sandpaper to your palms may help prevent masturbation. Try it.
  #13   Add monkmaster to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-26, 07:40
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Ha, good luck. I've never made it more than a week.
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