Today I told a girl "...speaking of Star Wars, you would look great in a princess Leia slave outfit."

Tried to explain the OSI model.

... Yeah.

"I want to assimilate you".

I'm a hit with the ladies.

I was baked and said that i like to look at websites without anything on them...

One time I told a girl I played D and D and she stopped talking to me.

bragged about how I pwned the shit out of this guy in Diablo 2. I was in grade 8, what do you expect... Ended up the girl was into Diablo 2, so +1 profit

I'm Norton AV, and I'd like to scan you.

I explained the differences between Ubuntu and Kubuntu, and when I finished, she just stared at me. Then I realized 'KDE desktop environment' probably wasn't helping her understand things.

Thats where you went wrong... You should have said AVG Network Edition. You could have penetrated that ISA firewall.

I was playing DJ Max portable on my psp on the bus...

"Hey, what're you playing?"

"Uh, you know DDR? It's sorta like that."

"Oh cool. That's a good use for a psp." (lolwut)

"Yeah..." *turn back to playing*


She was cute, and obviously trying to flirt with me.

I'm such a fool .


*ObZ

You fool, you could of penetrated her later on if you would of went with it....

Probably lots of things. But the chicks dig it, and if they didn't, I wouldn't change what I say anyways.

Her: "Wow you have a lot of different music..."

Me: "Well, I like lots of stuff. Listen to this song, it's from Inuyasha..."


Yes, I once was a weaboo faggot, and yes, she never talked to me again.

/wrist.

Too much to say...

Burst into singing the final countdown, Rickroll ect..

I've also mentioned some computer things they didn't fucking get, open source development, ect.

I once had a naruto soundtrack on my PSP, then a week later I realized how gay weaboos are...

sometimes when I'm talking about software or programming people think i'm tripping balls... especially when the word 'hash' comes up... lol

cant think of it, that one time i was building my computer and texting my girlfriend, and she knew i was building a computer, so she asked me what i was doing, (at the time i was trying to put the heatsink on the motherboard), but i've had way nerdy convo's and people r all liek WTF R U ON ABOUT?, i usualy dumb down for them when i speak about computer stuff.

It was sort of an inside joke but me and a friend used to always brag to chicks we didn't really care about in that aspect about our "leeval ehti-tree pally-deen's".

- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫

I once had a conversation about nintendo 64 and harvest moon with a girl I worked with.

I fucking love that game/system.

This.

YOU CAN'T SELL THE FUCKIN' GOAT.

/allcaps.

Also, I was telling this girl how to save herself in a zombie apocalypse earlier today.

Wow... Just... wow.

i'm playing legend of Zelda, ocarina of time on this game/system right now...

I don't know about anyone else on totse, but I have friends who are female. This being so, I've said some really nerdy shit.

Yep. My girlfriend knows I'm a nerd so i say nerdy stuff everyday.

I guess I should try to find me a copy of HM64. I've only ever played Back to Nature.

Great having a girlfriend like that, isn't it

Anyways, nerdiest thing I've ever said to a girl?

Probably "[Girlfriend's name], why do you have one stick of DDR2-800 ram instead of 2 of half the memory? It costs about the same

Her: ......?

Me: Nevermind"

It was after her brother had built her a computer and I was looking at it cause he couldn't get it to work (Her brother is 11 and thought he could build a computer. Fucktard)

One time I asked a girl out on facebook.

And?

What happened?

Thats not very classy. I expected better from you.

Thats not nerdy, thats sad.

That's not that bad, say you met her somewhere but didn't get her number. I used facebook once to get with a girl I went to high school with.

Nerdiest thing I've said? Probably something while helping her with math homework.

Okay, I'm going to try to give you a RL chat log of my night two-three months ago
Girl comes over to where I sit, or perhaps I sat next to her. I don't remember.
Me: "Hi"
Her: "Hi"
"What's your name?"
"Ida, how about you?"
"Claus... So, what kind of person are you?"
"Well, some would call me a kind of hippyish person, how about you?"
"Well to be honest, I'm a bit of a nerd"
"Oh? How come you say that?"
"I spend a lot of time with my computer, and like exploring stuff on my computer"
"Oh, well, I'm actually a bit of a nerd myself"
*me staring at her for five seconds. Really staring*
Her again: "What's wrong?"
Me, waking up from my stunned state: "Oh, ah, eh, that's just not the usual response I get. Eh"
"Ah, yeah, guys are not really used to nerdy girls"
"Yeah, you're probably the first I've met who would admit that, like, IRL"
And so on so forth. She told me that she has quite a few mac products, is a facebook addict, wanted to learn programming etc. etc. That was probably one of the nerdiest conversations I have ever had IRL with a girl.
And I got her MSN and stuff >_>

Girls have Mac products because "They're Prettier", the entire generation of youth is addicted to face/space.

The programming is pretty impressive though!

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Nerdiest thing i ever said to a girl?

Well i give up after trying to explain what an operating system is, let alone variations in them.

Girls i know are so tech-illiterate.

Tried to teach a girl basic PHP the other day.

Didn't work out too well.

- Taught girl to count in binary.
- Taught girl to build websites.
Probably the worst occasion that's happened was when a girl asked me what I was doing in class "I'm fucking trying to write a custom exclusion error function.", I was coding in Python.. I won't ever forget the look she gave me, yes I really said that because I usually forget people arn't IT literate.

Actually now that I think of it, reading some guys mention of trying to explain the OSI model to some chick, that I once asked a girl what her favorite DoD model was and why.

Dam this happens to me a lot.

I fell asleep while reading that.

i made several female friends from Magic the Gathering tournaments, so yeh, the conversations there are bound to be nerdy

Uh..

I think it was when some girl I was talking to mentioned the word 'madness', and I stopped her mid sentence and did the whole 300 thing.

Simpsons did it!

whatever if they got the joke they can't pull the disgusted card. I'd of laughed and then made fun of you harshly.

my clock only goes to 12.

That's what happens when you live in Amish country.

Thats what happens when you're Amish.

watch Beavis and Butthead... duh. if you don't laugh at that I will help you plan your suicide.

That's funny shit. The guy who laughed just scored major points with me.