Okay I'm on probation. I'm being drug tested. But since its a non drug related offense shes going to be drug testing me only when I'm supposed to meet with her to begin with. (She wont drug test me every month)

Simple enough

Now the thing about it is I want to start smoking and flushing my system. Rather then risk getting caught I'm going to test myself on a regular basis.

The thing is these fuckers cost like 30 bucks a box. So I'm naturally going to shoplift a bunch of the fuckers.

My question is simple.

Were would they be in CVS

Behind the pharmacy (virtually unshopliftable)
or
in the isle (Free)

Also Would they have a tag?

they are in the isle where i live, in a little section in front of the pharmacy. shouldn't be hard to get one or two but they're bulky so more would be difficult. not sure about tags. it would be easy as fuck to just open the box, remove cup. that's all there is. the only thing holding the box is a little piece of tape.

I'm from your state (Columbus GA)

Oh I'm just going to go in fill a trash bag with as many as I want then walk out.

should work. im almost positive there are no tags. but still not positive. once again it would ne just as easy to remove them from the box or at least one at first to make sure.

Questions about drugs dont belong here dumbass.

not about drugs. just stealing drug tests.

Mhmm.

There's an entire fucking forum for that.

AS it may be about drugs, it's not directly about that. Stealing drug shiz, = BI, drugz = BLTC

The at-home drug tests come with a little plastic "card" that you dip in piss. There's also a cup and mailer for mailing in piss that tests hot. The lab analyzes it to make sure it's positive since the at home part of the test isn't very accurate. You can find instructions and info on kit contents online, the company that makes the tests they sell at wallgreens/cvs is called phamatech. The mail in part of the test is done the same way most employers and PO's do drug testing.
http://www.phamatech.com/train-athome.html

here's where you get the results for the mail-in test. obviously you don't want to put a return address on the mailer since you shoplifted it.
http://app.phamatech.com/index.lab.php

Also BTW the purple box is a test for coke only, green box is a test for pot only, and the blue box is a test for most drugs including coke/pot.

he can just steal the one he smokes