This is VERY important. Im gettin tested the 8th by the army and NEED to pass. I need to find the best and quickest detox out there. Please help. store bought would be best since dont have that much time for mail order.

I guess your toast then.

Try the Drug Testing thread. (http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2112368)

What kind of testing is it?

If it's piss testing then DILUTE DILUTE DILUTE with water for the week or two that you have (dont feel like doing math right now) and take niacimide every day, that cleans out your systems without the negative efects of regular niacin. That being said, Monster energy drinks "coincidentally" have a lot of vitamins and chemicals that help detox your system.

If it's blood or hair testing then you're fucked. There's no way around it.

If it's saliva testing then you will probably pass unless you smoke the day of or some shit.

T.H.I.S. I.S. N.O.T. T.H.E. D.R.U.G. T.E.S.T. T.H.R.E.A.D.


Are you fucking brain dead? No wonder our army isn't shit.

No one would see my post in that thread

When this gets closed go post in the drug test thread, and make a reasonable post there by like, saying WHAT DRUGS YOU USED.

INB4LOCK

Why do you want to be in the army anyway? Do Iraqi chicks turn you on that much?

just weed

What I meant was read the goddamn thread. It's there for a reason, it has info on how to pass specific drug tests. If you opened the motherfucking thread and saw the first fucking link has all of the information you would need.

Drug Testing and How to FUCKING PASS One. (http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2023977) If you looked at that thread, you would see this. (http://www.totse.com/community/showpost.php?p=8549779&postcount=2) Furthermore, we can't tell you how to pass a test if we don't know what type it is. Now go read that thread and STFU.

Are you fucking brain dead? No wonder our army isn't shit.

https://webspace.utexas.edu/warnerwt/picard-facepalm.jpg

just weed

Go to fucking erowid and read the Drug Test FAQ, lots of good info for passing weed drug screens.

Water. Lots of water everyday especially when you have to take the test so you'll pee straight water.

They can tell if it's diluted by the hue, and usually reject it and give you an automatic fail. Which is why you need to use B12 and dark in complex drinks along side.

They can tell if it's diluted by the hue, and usually reject it and give you an automatic fail.

B12 ftw niggazzzzzz

I'm surprised no one mentioned to huff raid yet.

Huffing raid is the best detox. Do it now.

B12 ftw niggazzzzzz
which was covered in the Drug Testing thread, which had the OP looked, wouldn't have needed to make this thread.

The title to this thread is horribly lacking grammar.

I thought it meant that the army detox is the 8th best to buy [as in 8th most effective], and not that he has a drug test on the 8th for the army.

In short; OP is a retard.

Detox's dont work, you just waste valuable Jew gold.

Detox is shit. Go to the drug test forum and follow what it says, maybe even post your story and get further help.

i thought he meant that he was in eighth grade and the army was coming to test him i was like wtf

youll fail you dont wanna be in the army anyway

They can tell if it's diluted by the hue, and usually reject it and give you an automatic fail.

That's why you up the b vitamins and creatine levels. Basically, drink a couple gallons of water a day and some Monster energy drinks. Make sure to get about a quart of water and two Monsters down about 2 hours before the test for best result. I've learned many a tricks from unsupervised probation and being a daily smoker at the time.

He said straight water, not water in combination with B Vitamins/dark in complex drinks/etc.

I thought OP meant that the Army had some kind of detox that was the world's 8th best.


God damn your grammar.