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Politics: Left, Right, and Center National, state, regional, and local politics. Who's doing what to whom, and what you can do about it. How-to-get-action messages are encouraged. "How the government fucked up my life" stories are encouraged. Sharing new methods for cheating on taxes is encouraged. Sample "letters to congresscritters" are encouraged. Apathy and "I can't do anything" posts are discouraged. Left, right, centrist, or any other form of political-economic systems are all up for discussion. Be prepared to defend yourself, or at least have a good line of bullshit ready. Extensive quoting of economists and philosophers is frowned upon. We want to hear what YOU have to say, not what some constipated, impotent, dead guy dreamt up while suffering from the DT's over a hundred years ago thought.

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  #1   Add Spam Man Sam to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-25, 23:50
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Did you see that huge line where Barack Obama was speaking at the yesterday?

No

Yeah, that's because he snorted it


"Did you hear Obama say that black fathers should take more responsibility in their children's lives? He left it on his dad's answering machine."


What did Obama say when Al Gore offered him advice?


I'm all ears!


The point being, Barack Hussein Obama isn't satirized as much as he should be. Instead the media has to resort to the tiresome "McCain is old" rhetoric. If anything, that is somewhat a good thing as they can't find better things in McCain's that litter McCain's past. On the other hand Hussein's got a checkered past full of cocaine use, and closet black nationalism.
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  #2   Add WDC to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-26, 02:26
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hmmm. I rofled till the cows came home.

/sarcasm.
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Old 2008-07-26, 04:04
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I agree with WDC, get better jokes.
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Old 2008-07-26, 04:45
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Yeah those are pretty lame, probably orginated from 4chan, "OMG IRAQ OSAMA OWNS MICCAIN"
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  #5   Add Chimro to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-26, 04:58
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Spam Man Sam, your jokes aren't great, but you're on the right track. Obama shouldn't be treated like some kind of sacred cow just because he's the first mongrel to have a serious shot at getting into the White House.
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Old 2008-07-26, 05:42
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I haven't heard a single good Obama joke, ever. Clearly there's something special about this man. We need a special man in the white house. And by special, I mean intelligent, not retarded.


OBAMA 08.
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Old 2008-07-26, 05:48
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Obama is just another nigger begging for change.

/thread.
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Old 2008-07-26, 05:56
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I found the Obama scene in this video to be mildly amusing.

http://www.jibjab.com/originals/time...ome_campaignin
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Old 2008-07-26, 07:50
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Area51 View Post
Obama is just another nigger begging for change.
I lol'd, well done sir!
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Old 2008-07-26, 08:05
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Originally Posted by Chimro View Post
Spam Man Sam, your jokes aren't great, but you're on the right track. Obama shouldn't be treated like some kind of sacred cow just because he's the first mongrel to have a serious shot at getting into the White House.
The fact that this "mongrel nigger" made it this far and beat out the Clinton powerhouse to do so COULD be why he is treated (in your perception) as a sacred cow...

Could it not?

The fact he beat her, bespeaks of a political power and charisma he possesses. The color of his skin cannot be the only reason, as you impy, considering other black dudes have run and lost.
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