So as many of you may know I have a sexual affinity for the old and the deceased. At the retirement home, the "caretakers" all wear this really generic uniform shirt, something I can easily buy. Do you think its a good idea to sneak in as one of them, isolate a target and raep? Or should I do it stealthily in the middle of the night? Of course its easier to get a legitimate job there and then do it but I don't think I'll be hired due to my criminal record. Suggestions?

PS: Anybody knowledgable of raeping the elderly? Do they scream and cry or do they just crack, snap, and die? BTW I don't plan on bringing lube because I live for friction burns.

+1

I laff'd.

Bring rubber cement and salt as lube

hahahaha sick

LL !

You don't have to worry about rape, they won't remember anything the next day.

Dude it's easy as shit.

Just go there wearing a polo and some khakis, and walk in there like you own the place.

If anyone asks, say either: you're visiting your grandpa, or you're a volunteer.

Volunteer will get less questions asked but they might tell you go go do some shit.

I did some community service at one of these homes, they give you a badge but no one ever wore them and it was chill.

No one really expects people to rape the people there.. I walked in on an old lady shitting, she left the door open and I said "anyone there!" and she didn't say shit, I walk in and see her ashamed self wiping her pussy. God it was GROSS.

That would be the sickest thing ever if you raped one of those old bags.. Ugh..

I know the grannies are sick...but the grandpas? Just force feed them some viagra and they'll be banging like they were in 1968.

Okay, this Zanquiff guy is seriously starting to piss me off.

Quit posting troll threads in my forum, fuck off, and die. In that order.