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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2008-07-25, 05:47
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Default Sperm burns her?

She's on BC. She doesn't like to do it without a condom because, she says, the sperm burns her after we're done. Is this normal, or do I have devil-sperm? It's not lube or anything, it's the same if we do or don't use it.
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Old 2008-07-25, 05:48
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Default Re: Sperm burns her?

She just doesn't want to be jizzed on but doesn't want to straight up tell you so. I recommend jizzing in her eye.
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Old 2008-07-25, 05:52
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Default Re: Sperm burns her?

How often do you eat spicy foods?
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Old 2008-07-25, 06:09
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Default Re: Sperm burns her?

She's lying. She just find you completely physically disgusting and unappealing.
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Old 2008-07-25, 06:39
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She's lying. She just find you completely physically disgusting and unappealing.
This.
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Old 2008-07-25, 06:40
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Investigate further. See if it burns her throat.
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Old 2008-07-25, 12:46
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Default Re: Sperm burns her?

mix some into her food
if she doesnt complain then she's lying or loves spicy food
in which case you win anyway, 'Cant quite tell's amazing chili sauce'
genius
i expect a 5% cut of profits
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Old 2008-07-25, 12:51
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mix some into her food
if she doesnt complain then she's lying or loves spicy food
in which case you win anyway, 'Cant quite tell's amazing chili sauce'
genius
i expect a 5% cut of profits
do this
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Old 2008-07-25, 13:00
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Troll.

Next time try not to get your stories off Oprah.
<3
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Old 2008-07-25, 13:05
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Troll.

Next time try not to get your stories off Oprah.
<3
thats awesome
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