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Reinvent Yourself Self improvement through body modification, diet, physical and mental exercise, body-building, surgery, chemical introduction, life extension, and smart drugs. Medicine, and other body related topics also belong here.

 
 
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Old 2008-07-25, 02:53
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Default how to get taller?

I'm 5'6"

Would like to be at least 5'9"

5'11" would be ideal. Tall but not too tall.

Am I short enough that an endocrinologist could perscribe HGH or something similar?

Are there any stretches I could do or foods I could eat to stimulate the production of HGH?
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Old 2008-07-25, 04:52
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Get the surgery where they fracture your shins and set them apart a few millimeters.
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Old 2008-07-25, 05:15
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Get the surgery where they fracture your shins and set them apart a few millimeters.
Sound's appealing. Do tell me more.
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Old 2008-07-25, 05:19
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Here we are:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distraction_osteogenesis
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Old 2008-07-25, 05:25
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Hang on the monkey bars at recess and get one of your butt buddies to hold on to your feet.

*sigh*

Drink Milk.
 

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