Those richfags with their longass yachts are all stuck up and has forgotten the simple things in life such as fishing. I'm an avid amateur fishermen and would be interested in jacking one of those party yachts to go deep sea fishing. How would I go about doing this?

The problem isn't stealing it as much as what would you do if you're caught while out to sea. You can't jump overboard and swim and there's nowhere you can run, of course.

well, any outboard engine powered boat isn't really that hard to hotwire dude...


best bet, anything under a 25hp has a pull-string.

I'd do what any scallywag would do. Outfit your boat with cannons. Make those landlubbers pay dearly for messing with your vessel out at sea. I recommend chain shot and grape shot. These can be easily purchased or made.

TIP- I heard the spice trade is booming down in the Caribbean. Buy your haul cheap in Barbados and transport it up to St. Kitts, selling for a large profit. Repeat and buy yourself a warship, equip this with 40 cannons. Oh, and get a parrot.

Agreed. Cannons will make your boat invincible.

Let's all steal boats and meet up.

And then the Coast Guard can take down the entire Totse forum in one sweep. Unless we take action. You guys will set up about 5 miles due east of my location.

I will go and catch the Coast Guard's attention. I will travel east towards your location at approximately 31 knotts. You shall all load your cannons with chain shot. As soon as I clear the "Valley of Death" our ships form, you will all open fire, crippling the U.S. Armada.

We will then proceed to grapple onto their ships, swinging in with our cutlasses and grog. It will be known as "The Day the U.S. Armada Went Into the Valley of Death and Got Crippled and Lost".

It's absolutely fool-proof.

hahahahahahaha

and a little monkey

No no no, there doing that, there just NOT doing that with you.