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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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  #1   Add Hazzard to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-24, 12:28
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Default TOTSE here's the deal...

I have a problem with my social life concerning girls in particular. The rest is great, apart from that annoying factor which has hindered me for a while. I'm a virgin, and I just turned 15 years old. Girls have usually told me I'm reasonably attractive, that I've got a nice personality and all that stuff. However, I can never seem to get laid or succeed when trying to win over a girl; my game instantly begins to flop and the sexual interest between me and the chick fizzles out until nothings left but a boring friendship.

Another example would be when a month ago I got a girl's number, all seemed fine and dandy, I was cracking jokes with her and she seemed kinda into me, but then I got home and starting txting her. There was no reply, and this really put me off, and I broke off all contact with her. Stupid, huh? Well, anyway I've seen this girl three times since then; once was at this gig in a park and I don't think she knew I was there. The other two times was at this bus station were most teens in my area congregate for the local transport, and to hang out most of the time. She saw me these other two times, and was obviously waiting for me to say something but I froze like a bitch and done some weird, sarcastic face...O'Lord.

So TOTSE, give me some advice on how to improve my sex life this summer holidays, cause I made a bet with my friend that I'll either be receiving head or sex this break, and loser has to pay £100.
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Old 2008-07-24, 12:33
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Default Re: TOTSE here's the deal...

Prostitute.

Also, gtfo totse, then you might get laid.
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  #3   Add Mötleÿ Crüe to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-24, 12:34
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Default Re: TOTSE here's the deal...

Get someone to blow you for 50 and then you profit!
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  #4   Add parkus to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-24, 13:06
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Default Re: TOTSE here's the deal...

You hang about in a bus station..?


EDIT: My friend is nearly 21 and still a virgin; sounds like you aswell, nice guy, not a mess.
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Old 2008-07-24, 13:11
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Default Re: TOTSE here's the deal...

You're 15, suppose 'hanging around' bus stations is the thing to do at your age, along with street corners, train stations, parks (I'm boss of the swings...), etc. Pathetic really, if you want pussy, get some confidence and take it past friendship.
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Old 2008-07-24, 13:47
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Default Re: TOTSE here's the deal...

15? 15 year old girls are stupid. I really wouldn't worry about your sex life at your age, but since you made a BET, I would maybe go for an easier target than the girl/s you've mentioned in your post. Like someone unpopular or notably raunchy.. this sounds bad, but if you just need ass to get your money, that's the way I'd go about it if I were a guy.. also involving alcohol could be helpful.
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  #7   Add Agent 008 to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-24, 21:45
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Originally Posted by Mötleÿ Crüe View Post
Get someone to blow you for 50 and then you profit!
This. Also, try not to bore your girls next time.

Make sure you take pics for proof.
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  #8   Add slim-ov-derby to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-24, 22:49
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Hooker. Sure you can spot some around the bus stations.

Have money on you but just fuck and run, then bleach your hair, her pimp (if she actually has one) will never find you.

Also wtf, pulling sarcastic faces, no wonder you don't get laid. They'll just think of you as a twat which obviously you are to be hanging around bus stations with a ton of low lives having nothing better to do.

Bitch when I b 15 i was slangin dat dope everyday.
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Old 2008-07-24, 22:52
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Pics of sarcastic face pls
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  #10   Add Silverfuck to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-24, 22:55
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Default Re: TOTSE here's the deal...

Umm...you're 15? What's the big hurry? You're not behind schedule or anything, and stressing about it is only going to make it harder for you to relax and let it come naturally like it does for most people. Honestly, if you're decent looking and hang out with girls socially and have some sort of social life, you'll have no trouble getting laid sooner or later. When you're 30 and a virgin you can start worrying, but for now just relax and know that their is no reason why you won't find someone to bang when the time is right.
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