Now I'm a Fuckyou.
If you care about the '08 presidential "race" more than this much (------) then you are automatically a total handjob. Everyone is a whore that is selling themselves to corporations. The United States is a failed experiment. We're done. We started with these crazy old men that decided to oppose one of the largest empires ever to grace the face of the earth, and that empire looked at us and was like: "Holy fuck! Those bastards are CRAZY! Run... run!" So now, after a couple hundred years, we've lost momentum. I'm tired of this ridiculous runaround that "my country" is giving me. The individual has lost every ounce of respect that we once held, individual rights are going down the shitter. Case and point- the Supreme Court just re-evaluated the Second Amendment! That the crazy old hair-brained bastards upheld that it's an individual right is a gift from god. And is clearly only a direct result of the fact that there would have been a full-scale uprising if they hadn't. So, I just want everyone to know that I'm hopping off this boat early. I have officially and publicly seceded from the "United" States of America. I am now my own country. Suck on that bitches!!!!

Haha... handjob...

Individual sovereignty FTW.

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Don't blame me, I voted for Ron Paul.

If you secede and still pay taxes, you're a handjob. Fuck the IRS, man! Fight the power!

I think the fact that you were a Democrat means you are a total handjob.

Amen.

Anyone capable of getting elected President is inheirently incapable of doing the job.

You mean the handjob.

But they can get chubby interns and secretaries to take care of that

is this based on the douglas adams quote " anyone capable of getting elected president should under no circumstances be allowed to do the job"?