I know you guys hate chatlogs, so I paraphrased, edited and corrected spelling/grammar where appropriate to prevent as much eye-rapage as possible.

Girl: OMG I'm so glad you came online!

(under a second after I logged into msn)

Me: lol?
Girl: I miss you so much! I was thinking about you today in class.
Me: aww
Girl: Seriously I was in German class, and I started daydreaming about you. I even had a conversation with you in my head!
Me: That's kind of weird ;o
Girl: You were talking about how we don't get to talk that often, and I was saying that it's alright, because whenever we talk it's like no time has passed at all, it's like a soulmates kind of thing. Don't think I'm weird, lol.

10 minutes later:

Girl: Oh by the way I keep meaning to say this, because I've been making plans already and I kind of haven't asked you.
Me: Mmmhmm?
Girl: I want to come visit you this Christmas! I've been saving the money for the plane ticket, and I want to wait until I'm 18 so my parents can't stop me. I've already set tentative dates for the 5th December. Do you mind???
Me: Do I mind? I'd love to see you again .
Girl: Awesome! YAY I'm so happy! This is going to be amazing! I've been planning this for so long! You have to show me around, and there's this place I really want to take you to in London called the torture garden. OMG I'll get to cook for you and everything!
Me: ...the torture garden?

(The Torture Garden is, according to its website, 'the world's leading fetish club'.)

This girl is American, and I've met her a couple times before. She says I'm the 'only one she trusts' and 'the only person keeping her from insanity'. She sent me a huge teddy bear for christmas, and some pretty expensive stuff, for my birthday (even though I got her fuck all. I drew her a picture for christmas, and forgot about her birthday), and has spent the last year saving up the money to buy a ticket from the US to England, flying 6000 miles just to come visit me.

This girl is really sweet and I really like her, but she's... I guess enthusiastic about me to the point of creepiness. As you can probably tell from what I'm saying, I tend to just humour most of what she says and let her do most of the talking.

With her I'm kind of in a state of constant bemusement. This girl is like obsessed with me, and I have no idea why. I don't think there's anything special about me. People say I'm a good looking guy, but hell there are a lot of guys that are a lot more better looking. I've been described as 'charming' before, but I've been described as 'creepy and weird' in equal measure. I guess 'eccentric' is a better description.

I suppose it's just that I absolutely fail at getting a girlfriend in real life, and no girl I know in person is at all interested, but this one girl (she's hot too, I should add), acts like a lovestruck 13 year old whenever we talk. So I find it hard to believe that she's for real.

And she's not like this with everyone either. When I went to go see her, I saw her talk with other people, and you should see how aloof and cold she acts towards other guys. She acted like that to me too, when I first met her. I would be talking to her, and she'd just ask someone else a question like I hadn't been talking, I mean like properly bitchy.

I'm not sure why I made this thread, I guess I just stopped talking to her 5 minutes ago and felt like putting my thoughts down.

Oh yeah, I should add that she also sent me naked pictures without hesitation (noep, I won't post them) when I jokingly asked for them. I think the conversation went like this:

Girl: I just shaved my pubes into a heart.
Me: Really? pix plz
Girl: ok

If only it was always that easy .

You're an asshole for asking help but not providing payment for it in the form of naked pix.

Pics or GTFO.

Get to know her, when she comes to london have fun with her, i'm sure you'll enjoy it.

I know what you mean, dude.

It's a shame when someone shows "too much" interest in us, we tend to turn the tables on them and feel completely turned-off. Why--is it enjoyable to feel as if you have to run half-way across the fucking globe in order to win someone's love/attention? I don't know, but that's people for you.

Had you not mentioned the fact that she's cold around other people, I would have felt tempted to tell you she might be a clingy, obsessive, Gwen-Close-in-Fatal-Attraction type-chic. Unfortunately, I can relate to that attitude; with my love-interests I've always shown more affection and care than I do my friends, associates, family etc. etc.

Perhaps she's sincerely excited to have met you, and you should ask yourself "why the hell not?"

If she's making the effort to go see you, might as well take advantage of the situation and get to know her better. What do you have to lose?

Hopefully, she doesn't freak out on you and turn into...well...Gwen-Close in Fatal Attraction.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYpeKbHKVbU

This.

Tell her to just not be SO creepy..tell her shes taking it too fast maybe, who knows what chicks want these days. All i can say is good luck.

BTW, Pics or it didn't happen.

I think the mention of the torture garden is key... either she's actually into some sort of fetish thing, or at least has a tendency towards slave and master sort of bonds. It sounds like she could be a little crazy, honestly--like, bi-polar or something. Every 'excessively clingy' (read: insanely, unreasonably attracted to a person) girl I've met has at some point or another claimed bi-polar status.

Anyway, fuck her if you can, but I would be wary of dating her, and definitely be very fucking careful that she's clear on your intentions (dating-wise) if you ever try to do anything physical, or you very well could end up with the aforementioned Glen Close.

Bump motherfuckers.

Well she sounds perfect for the most part, and if you wanna get rid of her, all ya gotta do is start giving her the affection shes giving you.

Also why the fuck would you say the naked pics thing and then fail to show us? Fair dog act.

Can i say dont fuck around with Online Girls unless you are talking to a girl that is seriously local. Otherwise you take the risk of getting shanked in your sleep by some fucked up girl that has nothing better to do then dream about some guy that is 6000miles away. Start drinking lots of tea and stop brushing your teeth(stereotype)

-1 for future Emergency Room Visit.