lets say SWIM is an uncontrollable necrophiliac that fantasizes about fucking skeletons every waking moment of his life. What are some good ways to incapacitate a graveyard's groundskeepr at night and efficiently dig up graves? SWIM is not interested in fucking corpses in hospitals because they are not sufficiently decomposed.

go do it and bring a camera

if you've gotta ask yer not srs about it so go DO IT PUSSY

Have fun trying to open these.

^^^the fuck are tney???

You really wanna pork the bone (fuck skeletons), or want them with flesh still?

Look for the freshest/newest mound of mud you can find and dig that one, crowbar into the coffin and either fuck her in the grave (you can put her legs up in the air and they'll stay in that position) or break parts of her body off to make her lighter when you carry her to the bush or your car.

I'd advise to go for the ones at the morgue rather than at the graveyard, they're nice and cool and chances haven't been embalmed there yet.

Need more advice then just ask, I'm a pro.

That's just a little bit odd...

Like hell it is, pussy is pussy nigga.

Kill yourself and beat off at the same time. It'll have the same effect.

see above

Warm, living pussy>cold, dead, rotten pussy

they're the cement vaults that the casket is put in under the ground.

I made it clear that SWIM is not fond of "freshness". Any piece of meat SWIM fucks ought to be moving with hundreds of maggots and insects. The body ought to be interred preferrably between 10-15 days.