Step one: Make friends(if already done skip this)

Step two: Talk to girl you like (Fuck your social status that means shit)

Step three: Ask her out, get phone # and stuff like that

Step four:????

Step five: profit, aka pussy

this actually works for me about 80% of the time, but it might be because im not a loser unlike most people. If this fails for you lower your standards by one notch then go on there

too hard lol ill just stick to rohypnol and alcohol

whats the ???? part?

i want profit.

yeah that works too lol

lmao

here are my 5 steps

1. get friends
2. talk to girl that seems sorta cool.
3. see her a couple more times before I discover an irredeemable personality flaw
???
5. jack it to hentai

Hentai? nasty.

Yeah, I've gone off incest porn

Well, usually it's:

*Huff Raid
*????
*Profit

I don't think there is a definition for "????", and I'm not sure if huffing Raid would help any at all.

I've done worse.

More or less this!