When there is no food in the house, what is the oldest, nastyest, most disgusting thing you've ever eatin?

I'm thinking of this because right now the only thing I have/feel like making is these god damn disgusting grainy peice of shit Torestas Black Bean and Sour Cream on Southwest Crackers bullshit.



Thats the only fucking picture I can find, as the Lance crackers corp. probably doesn't even want anybody to find this shit.

i have to eat half eaten food off tables as a dishwasher, just to survive. every day almost.

Jeez dude are you serious? I remember reading your threads a while back before reg opened about you living on the streets and shit, how are you doing these days?

Eh...the stuff wasn't old, but one night I didn't have anything good to eat so I had some jalapenos and chocolate baking chips for dinner. I didn't feel too great afterwards.

Danzig your head chef must love the cock. Atleast mine gives me a free meal.(or i just steal from the fridge)

ive never been in a situation where i had no good food to eat. i always have an emergency pack of dried pasta and jar of sauce in my room. (so people dont steal it)

I've eaten two day-old Burger King fries that were in my sister's car.
Don't assume I enjoyed them.

I ate my dignity.

The fridge was bare except for some week old liver pate.

I spent about a week after in hospital with salmonella, shitting what looked like tomato ketchup.

Which means there is a firm rule in our house.

After 3 days in the fridge.it.gets.chucked out. No Exceptions.

I don't care if its the most expensive smoked parma ham hand rolled on the thighs of tuscan virgins at midnight and blessed by the pope hisself.

Either it gets eaten within 3 days or it goes.

If you've ever had real salmonella (not just a 'bad tummy') you'll know why.

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that is fucked...you work in a restaurant, and you have to resort to this to survive?
where the hell do you live?

new york. every dime i earn goes to my band...

honestly, it's not that bad. people are so wasteful. it's not uncommon at all for me to just get untouched halves of huge hamburgers people decide to throw out. and i get lots of chicken tenders and waffle fries. but if the pickins are slim, and i'm hungry, i'll certainly eat that bitten off of BLT or something.

but, my boss has threatened to fire me next time he sees me eating food off of plates. so, i have to be sneaky.

Never really had nothing to eat but I remember one time as a kid I at (well touched with my tongue) and XOXO flavour cube thing. I was licking the carpet in my room for the next hour.

my point is, every restaurant ive worked @, has at the very least offered food at a discount...you must be very passionate about your band. maybe this is part of paying your dues of success. I couldnt eat from the plates of people i dont know, let alone half eaten stuff...id steal first. Im not trying to sound like im being an asshole, I actually admire your ambition, but fuck...you have to eat.

You should start stealing some basic kinda shit like pasta and sauce...

Some weird frozen pie thing that was older than me
I was just curious and bored.