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  #1   Add Anirak to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-22, 21:41
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Default Google isn't very intelligent

So we all know what the internet was invented for: porn. So what should happen when someone types in obviously sexual phrases into a search engine? They should get sexually themed websites. Google however, seems to not understand this.

Search for boobies
Search for lesbos
Search for titz
Search for thick meat pounding

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Old 2008-07-22, 22:10
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turn off safe search filtering dipshit
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Old 2008-07-22, 22:17
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honestly though. did you even look at the links? i3/4 of them clearly say en
&safe=off in the url
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Old 2008-07-22, 22:19
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Turn off safe search filtering, dipshit.

Also, the first three searches aren't even words.

--Cr@sh
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Old 2008-07-22, 22:32
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Default Re: Google isn't very intelligent

Contrary to what OP says, Google is rather intelligent. In fact some would argue it has somewhat of a thought process.

OP, for future reference try spelling things to search for the same way the rest of the population would spell it.
Here is an example. I will search for the word that.

Here is that and here is dat. Google, while it is quite intelligent, and will correct your spelling, it will not correct your ignorant phonics on words.
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Old 2008-07-22, 22:32
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Google isn't very intelligent
I beg to differ.
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Old 2008-07-22, 22:38
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Anirak, you're an idiot and your thread is full of fail.

That is all.
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Old 2008-07-22, 23:12
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turn off safe search filtering dipshit
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Turn off safe search filtering, dipshit.

Also, the first three searches aren't even words.

--Cr@sh
Safesearch is clearly OFF in the links, and I can't help it if you have it on in your preferences on the other ones.

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Google, while it is quite intelligent, and will correct your spelling, it will not correct your ignorant phonics on words.
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Anirak, you're an idiot and your thread is full of fail.

That is all.
It was clearly a joke. Christ, I don't get you guys who have to turn everything into a god damn hate-fest. Stop being so bitter. You act like I insulted your family or your penis size or something.

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Old 2008-07-22, 23:34
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You do realize that if you skip the wiki result (the first one) then all the rest are what your looking for right?
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Old 2008-07-22, 23:46
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You do realize that if you skip the wiki result (the first one) then all the rest are what your looking for right?
Yes, it was just supposed to be something lighthearted and humorous. Thanks for not being a dick about it though.

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Old 2008-07-22, 23:51
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Dont try to save this sinking shit Anirak, you're goin down with it. So long and thanks for all the lulz!
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Old 2008-07-23, 05:21
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its funny cuz when you search web for "thick meat pounding"
you come up with legit. sites, but when you look up "thick meat pounding" in images you get something totally different.
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Old 2008-07-23, 05:55
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its funny cuz when you search web for "thick meat pounding"
you come up with legit. sites, but when you look up "thick meat pounding" in images you get something totally different.
Haha, excellent observation

OMG, I was looking for a porno image to put at the end of this post, so I google image searched for "hot chick getting railed"

GUESS WHAT IT RECOMMENDED?!?

http://images.google.com/images?q=ho...Aofficial&sa=2

Google is one sick fuck!

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Old 2008-07-23, 20:41
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its funny cuz when you search web for "thick meat pounding"
you come up with legit. sites, but when you look up "thick meat pounding" in images you get something totally different.
Shut the FUCK UP new arrival.
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Old 2008-07-23, 21:17
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Shut the FUCK UP new arrival.
YOU shut the fuck up. For some reason it never did make my post go through, but he made a funny, relevant point. You've been here for less than a month, eat shit and die you bandwagoning piece of shit. Learn to think for yourself instead of being a such a dick-taking follower.

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Last edited by Anirak; 2008-07-23 at 21:28.
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Old 2008-07-23, 21:24
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Ionian scale is the best.
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Old 2008-07-23, 21:26
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YOU shut the fuck up. For some reason it never did make my post go through, but he made a funny, relevant point. You've been here for less than a month, eat shit and die you bandwagoning piece of shit. Learn to think for yourself instead of being a such a dick-taking follower.
Wait...

Where are my porn pics? Why'd you stop?

AWW YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES
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Old 2008-07-23, 21:30
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Default Re: Google isn't very intelligent

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Wait...

Where are my porn pics? Why'd you stop?

AWW YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES
I'm sorry man, I lost my head there for a second. Thanks for encouraging me. I will not give in to the terrorists who want me to take off my porn (mostly just that one fag in this thread: http://www.totse.com/community/showt...2144380&page=3). They're freedom haters, I tell you!

This is a nice one:
http://www.naughtystuffblog.com/wp-content/2007/01/mindy_orgy_04.jpg
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Old 2008-07-24, 01:19
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Are you posting porn pics as an attempt to escape the embarrassment?
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Old 2008-07-24, 02:59
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Are you posting porn pics as an attempt to escape the embarrassment?
No... embarassment from what? I don't care if these people don't like my jokes. They don't have anything intelligent to say so they just flame. I started posting porn because I figured everyone would like my posts because of the sex appeal (I explained in an HB thread; you can go find it). A lot of people have responded positively by coping what I did.

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