I guess I'd take the Xanax but really none of those sound particularly appetizing in those quantities.

W33d5

The Captain Morgan

id take the weed

2 Klonopins

Only what mother nature provides us.

yeast piss?

The buds.

come on you retards, THINK!

2 mg xanax = $2-5
1 G of dank = $15-20
2 kpins(mg? = $4-10
pint of alcy = $10-14

what would u choose if it was free? weed

what would u choose if u are trying to relax? acly or benzos. And a body buzz? WEED!

weed ftw.

Is it sour desiel duude?

come on you retards, THINK!

2 mg xanax = $2-5
1 G of dank = $15-20
2 kpins(mg? = $4-10
pint of alcy = $10-14

what would u choose if it was free? weed

Why? Because it costs more? If you base the quality of drugs on their price, you're gonna get ripped the fuck off a LOT.

Dude, you're an idiot. While it's obvious the weed is the most expensive of the four choices, he asked us which we PERSONALLY would want. I can't smoke weed anymore (randomly hair tested) and I am an alcoholic, so obviously the Captain Morgan's wins FOR ME. Someone that is hooked on benzos will not be satisfied by either the dank or the alcohol, so they would choose the benzos. It's a personal thing, and I think you just fail to see that people could have opinions differing from your own. Gain some perspective before posting here again.

i'd take the two kpins, given that they are 2mg each. =D

I'd take the dank in a second.

Ok, I dont even know why I am wasting time on this, but here goes.

first of all; to all those who say none of them are appealing...

I am a HEAVY smoker. if someone just hands me a gram of dank I know I will be happy as hell and it will get me high at least twice. I also know If i slam a pint of captain I will be fairly drunk. In my opinion, The pill quantities are low as compared to the pot or alcohol.

next comes the value system.

the weed is the most valuable in a standard market and thereby you could sell it, buy your substance of choice, and still have money left.

it is really a no brainer.

There can be only one.

http://www.highlanders.co.nz/images/highlander_resam.jpg

k-pins provided they are 1 or 2mg a piece

The weed, hands down... but i'd be coming back for more in no time.

Dude, you're an idiot. While it's obvious the weed is the most expensive of the four choices, he asked us which we PERSONALLY would want. I can't smoke weed anymore (randomly hair tested) and I am an alcoholic, so obviously the Captain Morgan's wins FOR ME. Someone that is hooked on benzos will not be satisfied by either the dank or the alcohol, so they would choose the benzos. It's a personal thing, and I think you just fail to see that people could have opinions differing from your own. Gain some perspective before posting here again.

um sir, dont call me an idiot because YOU can't smoke. I was basing these choices off the fact that he is getting it for free/wants the most bang for his buck. that is all.

seriously it is NO FUN being hooked on benzos. Its sad that someone would have to take a pill just to feel socially comfortable(I was perscribed for like 8 months) and getting off of them was rediculously uncomfortable to the point of me telling myself that i would never do it again, but when the kpins come around i will dabble if the situation presents itself right.

ANYONE can get you alcy if they are over the age of 21, so grow some balls and pull a hey buddy.

REAL dank is rare for most people. so obviously thats the safest, healthiest, AND best buzz out of those choices. I WIN.

This isn't an advice thread. It is a hypothetical opinion thread. Nobody fucking wins. None of you seem "cool" or "badass". It is purely objective.

I'd take the gram of dank if I was out of bud. If I already had bud, I'd take the xanax or klonopin, whichever had more mg's.

Probably the weed, but this isn't a very distinguished list, add some opiates, and psycs and ill be happy. = )

um sir, dont call me an idiot because YOU can't smoke. I was basing these choices off the fact that he is getting it for free/wants the most bang for his buck. that is all.

seriously it is NO FUN being hooked on benzos. Its sad that someone would have to take a pill just to feel socially comfortable(I was perscribed for like 8 months) and getting off of them was rediculously uncomfortable to the point of me telling myself that i would never do it again, but when the kpins come around i will dabble if the situation presents itself right.

ANYONE can get you alcy if they are over the age of 21, so grow some balls and pull a hey buddy.

REAL dank is rare for most people. so obviously thats the safest, healthiest, AND best buzz out of those choices. I WIN.

I didn't call you an idiot because I can't smoke. I called you an idiot because I prefer the alcohol over the weed and you said the weed is the obvious choice. For example, right now if someone came to my place and said, hey Chameleon, you've got a choice, these benzos, this gram of super fucking duper chronic, or this pint of captain morgan's, I will take the Captain Morgan's. Alcohol is much more powerful than weed anyway. Weed is boring and benign if you are a regular smoker.

Where did I say I couldn't find/get alcohol? It's easy...I'm almost 20 but one of my ID's says Im a few years older than that.

I didn't call you an idiot because I can't smoke. I called you an idiot because I prefer the alcohol over the weed and you said the weed is the obvious choice. For example, right now if someone came to my place and said, hey Chameleon, you've got a choice, these benzos, this gram of super fucking duper chronic, or this pint of captain morgan's, I will take the Captain Morgan's. Alcohol is much more powerful than weed anyway. Weed is boring and benign if you are a regular smoker.

Where did I say I couldn't find/get alcohol? It's easy...I'm almost 20 but one of my ID's says Im a few years older than that.

You both are retards. It all depends on what you prefer, not everyone is the same, and hence the reason people enjoy different drugs and do not enjoy others.

You both are retards. It all depends on what you prefer, not everyone is the same, and hence the reason people enjoy different drugs and do not enjoy others.

That's what I said in my first post in this thread. So if you're calling me stupid, then you're calling yourself stupid.

That's what I said in my first post in this thread. So if you're calling me stupid, then you're calling yourself stupid.

Well then i apologize, i just skimmed through a lot of this thread.

Yeah im not talking to anyone but the OP. soooooooo suck it. haha im just playing, you know i love you, totse.

I'd either take the weed and sell it and buy something else, or I'd take the Captain and get drunk. :)

i would have to say the weed. if the it was a 750 or larger of captain i would take that. a pint will not get me drunk