Ok, so Totse's been getting a bit dry and boring recently, so I thought I'd do something to try and spruce the place up a little.

One of the ideas I had was an SG talent show; showcasing the pinnacle of our many wonderful talents!

You can submit anything you want, as long as it shows you have some kind of talent with something. Things you could submit could be:

• A drawing/graphically designed picture
• Singing recording
• Video of you performing live/playing instrument
• A recording of your own song
• Beatboxing
• Poetry
• Videos/Pictures of anything epic you've made or done

I'm hoping to get some prizes sorted out aswell. I have a few ideas, but nothing's solid at the moment. Obviously nothing too big or special due to shipping costs and such, but should be nice to have as a momentum nonetheless. Not to mention the e-cred you'll get.

Email: r3vVy.totse@gmail.com if you want to get something submitted/ask anything in private. I want to keep all the entrants a surprise for the eventual poll/thread

Fuck I wish I had some sort of talent to show off here.

Rock n' roll!

I bet you have something man.... Nobody's absolutely talent-less

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z234/TheVizier/manolo.jpg

Semi-shitty self portrait on paint.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=75qstCEXW1U

Me sucking ass at chopping some wood.

Nice

Would you mind editting out your post? I've saved the links.

It'd be nice to keep everything a surprise.

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/6568/49953814ga4.jpg

So far; azalie vs. Vizier.

I'm winning

I'm sitting at my house 11:15 on a Monday night, just popped three hits of E I was saving as I have to pay $1900+ in court fees and fines, can't really afford it but shit, what else is there to do. I have no talent. I can't draw, can't sing, can't play any instrument, cant beat box or write poetry. Thats probably why I'm on totse. Thats probably why I go to bed at 3:00am every day and wake up at 5:00 only to do drugs or go on totse. I have no friends. No real friends at least. I have people to call if I want drugs, or to get drunk with someone. No friends though. I have no life, when I think about it, haven't since...well, I never have. All my life there has been some pretty big gaps, and looking back those gaps got filled with drugs, from the time I huffed random aerosol cleaners to now. Ive probably gone uphill a bit since then. But fuck, I look at everyone else and realize I'm not like them. People going to school from the age of 5 to 18, 13 years of your life in training, for what? To go to collage, for 3 or 4 more years, then what? To work until 60? I can see, the only way forward is through science. Religious mumbojumbo will get us nowhere. I realize that for the human race to succeed I should get a 9-5 job, should work, help humanity progress. What I've always wanted to do is to get into physics, I think that within the next 100 years, great things will be done. Great things. I fucked up though, I'll never been a fucking physicist. I'm too dumb. Probably all the aerosol. Endless cycle, eh? Well fuck life. Fuck talent. For $300 a month welfare I can get drugs to keep my fucked up for the next 60 years. Sure a little bit of selling on the side might be need but who cares. Better than being 40 and working at mcDs.


So fuck you, fuck your talent, you are particles, atoms floating you're not better than me or anyone else because you are me, you are everything else. Realize this, give it a few months for your brain to stop throwing itself into a constant depression whenever you think of it, get past that and yuo're the mother fucking buddha.

There's also, xannex, Tom Selleck and myself...

You suck at printing screen instead of using a camera to picture the monitor.

Egocentric kid.

It's an old picture. I was trying to test my camera.

Anyway, let's go back to the part where I was winning.

I make those images like in 5 minutes. I'd make an awesome one in much more time if I wanted to, but I just don't have time sometimes/am too lazy to do it.

lol. Must have been pretty bored.

Bump.

This is me standing in front of a police patty wagon smoking a joint.

It was new years eve and i was piss drunk lost somewhere in midtown Manhattan. Seconds after the picture was taken i was tackled to the ground by several police officers.

http://a408.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/47/l_4d76446c039442bf93a4f97654251e1f.jpg




This is something i made for a special some a few years ago.



http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e153/OkayM/drew/DCP01980.jpg

I don't want to enter because all my good Flash tests/whatever are on a different harddrive and I don't have access to them now.

But for now, here's a pong game:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y14...lash/pong2.swf

Shit, I've gotta get a video up in this piece.

[Spot Reserved for when I get a camera]

I like this guy. Anyhow, I have a decent death growl, but alas I have no microphone.

Hmm...
I'm sure anything I've ever done has been done better by someone else.
I like some of my totse photoshops though.



&T themed backgrounds:
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...background.png
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...dpolarized.png
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...polarized2.png
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...polarized3.png

You would have been better off sawing that wood.

I have a trick called the lady boy!

Aw, I would've liked to hear it.

I can play Bridge Over Troubled Water on piano perfectly. That took a while to learn.

I'm also generally good at most things I do, but far from talented, the way Hendrix was at Guitar.

Once sybil comes in with his photography we're all fucked.

if this contest lasts long enough for me to find a strong magnet I will get an epic vid submitted.

I'm really good at stealing shit.

I walked into AC Moore one day and walked out with $300 in paints just in my pockets.

I walked into a record store another day and walked out with a $60 Sublime box set. I disarmed the security tag without even opening the plastic warp.


I ran a successful phone fraud operation and got like $2,000 in free shit from Microshaft.

http://a186.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/44/l_919755641637c080bb137aba98773569.jpg
a few weeks ago

I'm always innovating my techniques, I'm going to be the best shoplifter that ever lived.

I think I should win because I am putting what I learned on here to good use.

I also steal the hearts of many young and beautiful ladies.

i can ride my bike with no handle bars




i got nothing

I still haven't thought of anything

i made this in paint when i was uber baked
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i300/hells_minion666_0/jcinspire.jpg

I send in my submission. So, what's happening with this contest?

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Right. Thanks. I see alot of them and had some good ideas for ones to make, but no idea what they actually were.

actually I am planning to get at least the back side of the house on video...

and yes so far I will be writing:

my tag, my cousin's tag, 'MOLOTOV EVERYTHING!' 'HUFF RAID' 'BUTTHASH IS GODLY' 'MURDER/SUICIDE' 'MY UNCLE GAVE ME HERPES' <space reserved for moar requests>

Write huff raid too. If you do this with picture, you will no longer be an acolyte.

Anybody else applying?!

c'mon people don't you want a quote of your choice immortalized on my local news???

"Murder/suicide" needs to be on there.

Let me build up the balls to knock something together, and I'll email it over to you. Or, if I haven't done anything by this time tomorrow consider me a pussy.

my uncle gave me herpes

ill add that too. I still need a bunch more filler because this is going to cover an entire ranch style home including windows...

I'll send you one of my songs tomorrow afternoon....

its too late now for me to record anything decent (rents downstairs)

i can sing but im too embarassed to post

You mean elaborate?

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No, I mean expand upon.

Do it.

So yeah, elaborate.

A discussion is a conversation between two persons. Elaborate means expand upon, give more info.

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Well it was meant to be a conversation between me and him, with anybody else listening in on us, but I did want him to expand upon it as well, so both. In fact, my post could have been interpreted as asking others (or that poster) to discuss it, so really it could go any number of ways. Jesus Christ, when did you get so anal about what fucking verb I use to reply to a post?

Use it CORRECT WAAAAAAAAARAHAHEHAHAHEHE

/crazy cat lady

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I never think I have many talents, creative wise, but i'm quite good at writing, and I used to do a column for this student paper, but I cba to dig that up. Appart from that, photos are kinda cool, but it's pure enjoyment, i'm pretty damn meh mostly, as y'may have seen in the photo thread I made before it got insta-locked

Heh, appart from that, cooking is something i'm in to, cos whilst it's tempting to be lazy, making cheap and yet moderately delicious food really aint that hard, and it's incredibly satisfying. Ok, (pretty crappy) pics of some Chilli Con Carne i made recently, it's not that photogenic, but I guess it was pretty nice. All done from scratch, apart from the kidney beans...

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/1023/dscf2872ji2.jpg

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/1842/dscf2874sk4.jpg

Oh i'm gona hopefully do some claywork at some point, so i might make a goatse or something for you all