totse.com | The "Let's do stuff which breaks stupid laws" thread

Numberjumbo · #1 2008-07-22, 04:53

http://www.dumblaws.com/

Lulz.

Which laws are retarded in your state? Apparently NZ doesn't have any...

Bonus points if you break any "stupid laws".

A Clockwork Pumelo · #2 2008-07-22, 05:06

Well, lets see:

-walking around with a cold, check.
-LOLlipiops, check.
-concealed weapon over six feet in length, check... well, not technically, since it can be folded down.
-Oh, and having seven cats (the limit is 6), formerly, check

I am SUCH a criminal.

TheLegendaryLocke · #3 2008-07-22, 05:26

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Originally Posted by A Clockwork Pumelo View Post

Well, lets see:

-walking around with a cold, check.
-LOLlipiops, check.
-concealed weapon over six feet in length, check... well, not technically, since it can be folded down.
-Oh, and having seven cats (the limit is 6), formerly, check

I am SUCH a criminal.

is that washington

plus ohio lulz

No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.

murder spree ftw

Poop Dookie Shit Turd · #4 2008-07-22, 05:27

In Arkansas....

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.

Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

Hooray!

A Clockwork Pumelo · #5 2008-07-22, 05:28

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Originally Posted by TheLegendaryLocke View Post

No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.

Oh, the possibilities...

fuck_the_system · #6 2008-07-22, 05:33

in my country we get charged double if were caught doing illegal activities on sunday

TheLegendaryLocke · #7 2008-07-22, 05:34

Interracial marriages are illegal.

wow redneck tennesee

It’s still “legal” to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.

in nevada.

hmmmmmmm the things i could do. time to get a rabid dog and move to a redneck shotgun tottinng neighborhood

Proxymatic · #8 2008-07-22, 13:53

Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.

Maine.

FUCK YEAH!

telecomnerd · #9 2008-07-22, 15:37

Homeowners are responsible for clearing snow off of municipal sidewalks.
An old lady in the city protested this one and they made her spend the night in jail.

If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.
I will remember this one for later.

MIB · #10 2008-07-22, 23:56

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Originally Posted by TheLegendaryLocke View Post

is that washington plus ohio lulz

No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.

murder spree ftw

Hmmm......Car shopping, B&E, Shoplifting, Pulling scams on the stupid and gullible, Selling drugs, Selling fake IDs and Green Cards.

Ahem, sorry about that, I was just thinking of stuff if I visit Ohio someday. Hypothetically speaking of course.

MIB

WDC · #11 2008-07-23, 01:08

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Originally Posted by TheLegendaryLocke View Post

is that washington

plus ohio lulz

No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.

murder spree ftw

ROFL. I am going to Ohio.

snap crackle pop & mitch · #12 2008-07-23, 01:33

california : sunshine is guaranteed to the masses
well im suing its been so smoke here i have gotten any sunshine for weeks

poiuy · #13 2008-07-23, 03:06

where I live the only stupid laws that I know are:
- Only qualified electricians can change a lightbulb
&
- if you were slippers after sunset it is illegal

cram187 · #14 2008-07-23, 19:11

i havent really broken many of these stupid laws in texas

but "urniating in the street" is illegal where i live and man oh man i apparently am such a bad person

Numberjumbo · #15 2008-07-24, 10:36

lolbump

evil_0ne · #16 2008-07-24, 16:08

wow, I am a horrible person, I have caught fish while drunk, dont honk when I pass people, and now I'm going to do all of my drug deals on sunday so I can't get arrested.

take that Ohio

VinMetal666 · #17 2008-07-24, 18:38

Good thing I live in Ohio.

Ford Prefect · #18 2008-07-24, 19:14

In Oregon...

Quote:

It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.

Anybody know where I can find a ref on that one?

-F☺rd

SLP · #19 2008-07-26, 04:52

I think everywhere listed on that site uses common law. So there are going to be hundreds of stupid precedents. If it were to go to court none of the shit listed on the site will hold up because the magistrate/judge will see those 'laws' as being for that case only.

desturbedkitten · #20 2008-07-26, 07:16

It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing âbody hugging clothing.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someoneâs head for fun.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death. (hmm didn't know that

)

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

Damn so I can't jump from a building with an ice cream cone in the pocket of my hip hugging jeans while throwing a ball at someones head haha...

Sparkin-Larkin · #21 2008-07-26, 18:40

In Ireland it's illegal to do witchcraft or spells in a cult.

nice.

Yoshi · #22 2008-07-26, 18:46

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Originally Posted by The Site

Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.

Itâs illegal to climb trees.

I'll commit both of these today for the lulz.

Staples · #23 2008-07-26, 18:50

In lewes It is illegal to wear pants that are âfirm fittingâ around the waist.
Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.

Totgott · #24 2008-07-26, 19:43

Persons in possession of illegal substances must pay taxes on them.

Good ole NC