Well, for the past week I've been working at a A&W (fast food place) in a town 40 minutes from my house and occasionally at lunch I go to my Grandma's for a free lunch that is homemade/actually good and today I went there and knocked. There was no answer, not really unusual as my Grandma is nearly completely deaf. I went in, she wasn't there so I decided to just make myself an omelet instead of just walking all the way back and buying some shitty burger. I made it, ate it and headed back to work. About three hours later my Dad called me at work telling me that Grandma had burnt her house down but that she was ok. My Dad came to pick me up early from work and we went there just in time to hear my Grandma crying about all her lost stuff (loads of old china and valuables brought with her when she immigrated) and my mom telling her it was her own fault for being forgetful and leaving the stove on.

Should I confess?

Pix or didn't happen.

lolwut?

Congrats, your grandmother will probably live with you now.

Yeah sure, go ahead and confess. And in the process, you can look forward to not getting any inheritance money from her when she dies.

I lol'd. You failed, son.

Epic Fail, I laugh at you..

swim?

S.W.I.M

Some Who Isn't Me

Someone Who I Met

How the fuck would leaving a stove on burn down a house?

you fuckin idiot want to be troll. quit reading encyclopedia drammatica and then trying out your new 'troll' techniques in totse. fuckin bum GIT OUT NAOOO

I call arson.

accident... sure

Haha, now you have to pay for a laundry mat.

Self owned.

Trolls feed off anger. G'job.

I almost burnt a friends house down when i threw a litle beanbag into a light fixture an forgot about it, luckly the fire on engulfed the room with all there computers and electronics... but they forgave me

shut the fuck up acolyte. You are not to talk to senior members bitch!

You did that bitch a favor. She prolly made bank off of the insurance. She was probably thinking about, but didn't want to lose all of her "china" and shit. Take half of the money(she won't notice) and use the other half to set that bitch up in a cheap old person's home.

Guess I forgot post count=intelligence.

I guess you forgot you're GAY

Amburgers and Wootbeer.

Omg, I'm going to watch that video right now.

I don't know what you're talking about. The fingers (knuckles) on my right hand are visibly swollen.

Gotta give him some credit

At least the story was kind of amusing

Wasn't it you that used to have "MOLOSH MUST DIE" or something like that in your location slot? Do you not like molosh?

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