So I just got home from work and there's two bottle of Jameson (whiskey) on my computer desk with a simple note; "Love Grandma".
I started laughing because I had bought myself a large bottle last night. So now I'm sitting here with almost two litres of Irish whiskey. Ain't weekdays a bitch.

Anyways I thought this was quite a strange present coming from my grandmother and all, so I figure you guys might have some stories about weird/unexpected gifts.

Uncle gave me herpes once.

Uncle gave me herpes once.

I gave my Uncle herpes once.

Uncle gave me herpes once.

Uncle gave me herpes twice.

HpV stoner friends/ drug buddies.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

My Uncle gave me an Uncle once.

My herpes gave my Uncle herpes once.

Wtf..?