So I was at the bar meeting people and getting drunk. Then my friend tells me that he knows a guy who owns his house had a bar with lots of liquor and a hottub in his garage and that there was an after hours going on there.

So we head over there with a bunch of people in tow and things are alright. One thing has become clear though and that is that the host is kind of a weirdo. I didn't think much of it because I was at his house and he seemed effeminate and non threatening. Anyway he was very rich purely because of his parents but you could tell that he was a little bit of a cheapo too. So he asks us to leave what he called a tip towards the alcohol but it wasn't really a tip because we were making our own drinks. Anyway I made a joke about it and then put $5 in. I only had two drinks all night by the way.

Then all of the sudden this girl asks me to make her a drink. So I went behind the bar and made her a whiskey and coke. In the process I used the last of a bottle of crown royal. And then he fucking goes all crazy and tells me to get the fuck out of his house. So I'm like fuck you psycho and I grad my $5 back from his jar, and then he freaks out and just charges me and like puts his forearm against my throat. I shoved him off and then everyone at the party grabbed him and pulled him away. So I go outside for about a minute while everyone else is getting their shit together and getting ready to leave. Then I did the most immature thing possible and stomped over his garden and then keyed the hell out of his bmw suv. Do you guys think he'll try to call the cops? What a fucking ridiculous night. This kind of bullshit makes me want to stay home.

You're retarded for scratching his car infront of so many witnesses...atleast do it at night or something...fucking tard.

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That probably was his girl and he thought you were trying to get laid or something and when you took those 5 dollars out of the jar you insulted him some more.

that's true, but those people are all my friends. he didn't see shit.

Well, if that's the case then you've got nothing to fear. No witnesses, no case.

Edit: unless he's really filthy rich, he hires a great attorney, gets his attorney to convince the jury that you were the only possible person who could of scratched his car, then you're fucked
But if he really tries to act so "street" as you said, I doubt he'll do that.

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It was at night, dh!

Warlord, the bringer of truth.

From the way you portrayed the events he sounds like a bit of a wanker, but to be fair you just showed up at his house and started fucken around with his stuff. Keying his car was one hell of a dick move, a move that should only be pulled out when there's legitimate reason and no other 'option' of protest.

Get some nacho's into ya.

What a fucking prick. Taking the last sip is like taking someone's last cigarette. You should've gotten your ass beat.

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