On a busy night, they can carry around loads of cash on them.. especially in tips...

Why not follow them away from the pizza place, and then when they make a stop, rob them? Seems straight forward..

I'm sure its been done before, though

A couple of my racist friends ordered a pizza to an abandoned house. When the Turkish pizza-man came they beated him up for fun. Jerks. Pizza is good.

Just do that except wait for the guy to knock/ring doorbell and sneak behind him and slash his throat or strangle him. You get money, a car (trust me the poor bastards can't afford GPS) and the best: FREE PIZZA!!!

Conclusion: Abandoned house.

EDIT: It was daytime. Most pizza-places don't take orders after nine PM. And nobody gives a shit about a killed jerk unless you leave the body at the front door.

what a dumbass response. thank you for tarnishing the integrity of my thread.

This thread had about as much integrity as you do.

WHAT?!
Okay, if you don't like killing just hit the guy with a baseball bat so he faints. Then you can take everything you want and if it's a girl possibly rape her.
Remember: If the bastard sees you he/she WILL tell to the cops.

http://www.google.com/search?q=pizza...ient=firefox-a

Notice how all I did was google

Now you would think "hmm most of the results will be pizza guys getting robbed by gun point" but I knew before I even typed it the simple fact that pizza delivary drivers are some of the most robbed people. Now to counter this ALOT of drivers carry heat. Now sure its against company policy but they don't give a damn. (Its their life)


Also If I'm not mistaken "Fate" even said that when he was a pizza dude he and most of his co-workers carried guns.

oh wow

thanks for the response (and warning)

and snat, thanks for noticing the killing - baseball bat thing..
but it just didn't seem realistic at all, so I flamed. don't take it personally

Sure, sure. I didn't mean to ruin your thread anyway.

Sometimes you have to think unrealistically to get unrealistic amounts of fun. Just think what a total insane psycho would do. They're usually fairly rich...

WOW! That means you can get a gun, too!! I think the risk actually IS worth it, since you will probably need a gun at some point of your criminal career.

Free:
Pizza + money + gun + car = AWESOME!!

okay you're a fucking idiot. Plain in simple.


To the OP

Pizza guys only have enough money on them to make change. Once they get money from customers they leave it at the pizza place. (Once they go back) so max you'll make out with is 50 bucks. Plus a couple pizzas.

Its not worth it in my opinion.

Don't rob them. They don't have a lot of money, and most of them are barely making ends meet. Hold up the store if you are too lazy to work.

No they don't. When I delivered we weren't allowed to leave the store with more than 15 dollars to make change with. If you catch a pizza guy returning from his run he has about 40 dollars on him if you're lucky. And a gun he'll shove down your throat if you're unlucky.

LWAI Wins the thread.

Lol.
All that trouble for $40 and a couple of bloody pizzas? I say, get a job.

You guys don't seem to understand that if there's no risk, then it's worth it no matter how low amounts of cash you get.

The guy who brings me pizza drives to the front door, which is at the back ( I only have one door). So nobody would see me.

If they have a gun I doubt they are quick enough to shoot me... Open the door, say hi, give money and when hes counting it/taking the money stab him on the neck.
Voila. No shooting and it's silent.

EDIT: By my house I mean you have to get a house like mine to do this.