So I'm going to see how much I can get off my doctor, but I have 2 questions.

1. Can he tell if I really have a cough? or

2. If so, are there any good ways to get one.

you fucking noob, just goto the pharmacy/drug store and buy robutussin

wen i went to ER for drug abuse i just stole all syrignes LOL and i get caught but watever it was funny LOL

I'm not trying to get Dex you fucking retard.
Promethazine and Codeine in my body.

Get better drugs

Are you from Pakistan or something? God, I hope English isn't your first language.

Nothing better than sipping lean.. It's a Texas thing.


Fuckin fag.

go to walmart and steal a bunch of it...

put this in bltc brosif. or don't cause its a dumbass question anyways.

Your a retard! Just look around in your friends houses for random meds ^_^

Dude, you want syrup so bad, I'll hook you up.

Just don't touch my fucking Eggo's.

Aunt Jemima bitch.

What a fantastic friend you are.

Yes, the doctor will know you're lying. They listen to your chest and have you breathe and cough. They will know right away that there's nothing wrong.

Furthermore, a doctor wouldn't jump straight to opiates. If you did, in fact, manage to fool a doctor into thinking you have a chronic cough, he would likely start you off with something containing DXM anyway.

So I doubt your plan will work. Just go out and get some street drugs, dude.

- Tom

He's not going to provide you with Prometh/Codiene for a cough. 'Nuff said.

My grandmothers a doctor and I am allergic to promethazine. Therefore I get large bottles of tussionex. AKA liquid hydrocodone, every single time I fake a cough. Just act legit.

Ever seen that little tool they put in their ears and listen to your lungs? That may be a problem dude.

You are a cunt hole.
Faking a cough isn't that hard.

Fuck that shit

Maple ftw

This man speaks truth.