So this kid i know hates this bitch down the street. He really wants to get back at her for some trouble she got him in.

He has come up with a few ideas and asked me to review them. What do you all think?

He wants to get a bunch of plant/weed killer, and go to her house late at night and burn swastikas into her lawn(she is a WASP which is why she ratted) and kill her plants.

this is all he has come up with so far.

He wants to know what the reprocussions of this could be, besides serious lulz

ZOMG PICTURE
http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/2985/lulzhg0.jpg

Just don't get caught. And if you put out the weed killer in your own garbage can you'll get caught, because cops don't need consent to search them. For even more lulz, put them in a garbage can belonging to someone she doesn't like.

slash her tires, tp house, egg her house and throw a brick. then she will know how he hates her. plus that swastika

even better put it in someones trashcan she DOES like

Yeah, that is a better idea. When she thinks it's a person she likes did it, it would be hilarious.

Lol i can see it now

do it just don't get caught dude.

other than that sounds good

Spraytag swastikas on her house aswell. maybe get a giant burning swastika and stick it outside her house.

why not just have sex with her ido nt get what ur asking

If you do this, post pics.

Reminds me of the huge (10m) dick and balls that appeared on my high school field a while back. Buy weedkiller concentrate and then use it undiluted. It should last a really long time.

i dont think he would use fire to do this, as that could be misconstrued as a hate crime against niggers

she has a "neighborhood" mailbox, it's like a group of mailboxes all together, each with its own lock. I guess if he really wanted to, he could drill out every lock but hers

are there any guides on the internets that tell you how to lift a fingerprint from a car and use that to make a fingerfalse piece of rubber? kind of like in national treasure. I think he would love to lift her sons fingerprints off of his car and use them during the escapade.

I'll make sure to ask him for some pics when he's done this

Fucking hell people.

Step 1: Board over windows at night.

Step 2: Set House on Fire

Step 3: CHEESE IT!

^^^^^

You forgot,

Step 4: ????

Step 5: Profit

To the OP

If you can get some pot seeds, plant them all over her yard.

Does she have stucco or brick siding? Take a piece of paper and write whatever message you want to say to her using Comet. Spray the entire piece of paper with some Right Guard.

Attach the paper to the house light it and run like hell.

There won't be any severe damage other than your message permanently stuck on the side of her house. Her parents will have to paint or have new siding put on.

A trick like this is in one of George Hayduke's revenge books.

MIB

Id actually burn something like DIE or the drawing of a penis.

or the name of a porn site just to embarrass her, but the penis is easier and has the same effect.

Or put them in her own garbage can so the police will think she did it herself and is trying to blame someone else

Insurance money.