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Old 2008-07-21, 03:52
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Default Wanna hear a funny story? Banned for McD

-Banned from McDonalds-

Tonight me and my friends were smoking a little bud, running about, jumping fences, stupid shit. We then become thristy. I remembered that I had empty slushy cups from Cumbys ( a convience story, cumberland farms) and my friend offered me some change (about 2 dollars) to get him a drink. I wanted one too and convinced my other friend to get one as well. We walk in and i immediatly fill both my cups with ice and soda using the two ice droppers and coke fountains. To make a longer story long, i emptied the cups...very slowly...because he was watching me the whole time. After i drank allittle bit and finished empting the cup i went out side.

Coincidentally, another one of my friends pulled up and we told him the story and to get try to fill this cup up. He was told that he couldnt fill that up and to leave immediatly. Amazingly, just as this was happening, another one of my friends pulled up and he did the same, just this time not even being allowed inside.

I guess a group of people saw the comotion and one of the girls came out side with a filled soda and gave it to us, well me. to make a long story allittle shorter, we sat in the parkng lot drinking and refilled it about 3 times i think.

After this we went to our local smoek spot and smoked a bowl, jumped a few more railings, more stupid shit. I then decided to go back to mcdonalds and refilled my cup one time with no problems. (oh ya, the guy never said a word to me once i got the real mcd cup). I drink that and go in again, this time the real manager asks
"did you buy that tonight"
no but my friend did
"well you cant refill that, LEAVE"
oh alright, sorry
(as im walking out) "if you dont leave we'll call the cops"
Go right ahead

We proceed to sit there for a bit and eventully get bored and decide to go, but the decide to go through drive thru for 2 apple pies. by the time we get out of the line there are two cruisers waiting. However, ive known the cop for a very long time. He'll basiclly tells us we cant be doing that, that were banned from that McDonalds and just takes are names and DOB and off we go.

All in all a good night
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Old 2008-07-21, 03:54
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That was fucking retarded.
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Old 2008-07-21, 04:02
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Being banned from McDonald's brings back memories. One time I ordered 2 double cheeseburgers, 2 large fries and 4 apple pies. And all niggers were working. They shortchanged me a dollar fifty and told me they didn't. Actually, they said "Naw muh nigga, you got all yo change." I let it go. Then I looked in the bag and had no apple pies and only 1 double cheeseburger. I called them all niggers. Then the white manager came out of his office and said leave or the cops will be called. I told him to give me my fucking pies and burgers, being sure to tell him the niggers stole it. He only gave me 3 pies, and called the cops.
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Old 2008-07-21, 04:09
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Fuck McDonalds.

I always go to this one and go through the play place and not come out once one of the dumbass girls comes and tells me to get out.

And OP, go die.
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Old 2008-07-21, 04:42
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Fuck McDonalds.

I always go to this one and go through the play place and not come out once one of the dumbass girls comes and tells me to get out.

And OP, go die.
Your story was gayer then the OP's.
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Old 2008-07-21, 04:46
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Your story was gayer then the OP's.
Reliving child hood memories > free soda.
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Old 2008-07-21, 05:14
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Being banned from McDonald's brings back memories. One time I ordered 2 double cheeseburgers, 2 large fries and 4 apple pies. And all niggers were working. They shortchanged me a dollar fifty and told me they didn't. Actually, they said "Naw muh nigga, you got all yo change." I let it go. Then I looked in the bag and had no apple pies and only 1 double cheeseburger. I called them all niggers. Then the white manager came out of his office and said leave or the cops will be called. I told him to give me my fucking pies and burgers, being sure to tell him the niggers stole it. He only gave me 3 pies, and called the cops.
you didnt have to say nigger just say give you your stuff man are you retarded? just tell the manager you didnt get the pie and problem soloved or you report them
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Old 2008-07-21, 05:24
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you didnt have to say nigger just say give you your stuff man are you retarded? just tell the manager you didnt get the pie and problem soloved or you report them
Hey, they called me a nigga, I call them a nigger.
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Old 2008-07-21, 05:25
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Hey, they called me a nigga, I call them a nigger.
shut up nigger
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Old 2008-07-21, 05:32
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shut up nigger
Bitch I'm white.
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