I have a group of friends that are bored so we decided we wanted to stimulate this overpaid society and make people suffer. i dont think it will stimulate much but it still would be fun and we trust each other since we've don some breakins and had no snitching. we are not niggers or beaners btw fyi so shut the fuck up if you think so.


1st im going to slash the tires on the left half of my hood. that way i dont have to worry about any houses near me and any direct suspicion on a single person.

2nd I will kill all the grass on the right side of my neighborhood causing them to have to buy grass and shit which might be dumb.

3rd I will egg random houses spill paint on sidewalks and crap and litter and i mean litter pretty much messing up all the streets.

4th break in a couple random houses everyday and book it after 2-3 minutes of looting.

5th break lots of windows and some car windows too maybe.

6th fuck up all the fences with paint and shit(funny thing is they just cleaned it 3 days ago.)

7th Wait for the donut munching popos.

oh and its easy as hell to get away because there are so many fucking places to hid and we can literally go to other neighborhods and hide in our friends houses. we even have a forest that is about 3 acres big so we can lose people fast.

I think this is all dumb but if i feel like it we might do it.

all of this stuff is hypothetical and whatnot

1 - Your neighborhood will start a neighborhood watch
2 - Your neighbors will start looking out for crime
3 - You will get caught
4 - Your "friends" will rat on everyone. You guys think just cause no ones rated (without any pressure) they wont rat once the cops start interrogating
5 - Since you're minors (I'm assuming) the cops wont need jack shit for evidence to charge you with shit. They under FEDERAL LAW (Assuming you live in the US) don't even have to prove you did the crime you're being accused of. They just have to prove you're a delinquent. [/i]
6 - You're a dumbass.

Why not do the break ins before the trashing of the neighbourhood. If you do it your way people are going to be more wary of criminals so you have a higher chance of being caught.

I concur.

Good plan. After you do it, post pics.

that is verry intresting but what are you trying to do? make the neighbor hood go broke? this could work. i like it.

After you do the first day of break ins everyone in the neighborhood is going to be on high alert.

Also, this is fucking stupid.

sure man you dont know my friends we dont rat people out like you and your nigger/beaner homies. we actually know the law and nobody will suspect us since we never discuss it publicly

My crew knew the law. I informed them of the law before I started doing shit with them. You wanna know how it ended....

House Raided not once but Twice
3 counts of burglary
20K bond
5K for a Lawyer
200 Weekends in Jail
10 Years probation
Returning 20K worth of jewelry (Reason I didn't have to go to prison)

You're friends WILL rat if caught. Its not something I'm saying to you cause I'm a dick or a prick. You may not realise it now but I'M TRYING TO FUCKING HELP YOU

What you need to do is

1 - Cut your crew down in size (MAX 3 people). Choose your two accomplices by whose the smartest/brings the most to the table

2 - All of you need to watch "The first 48" - It'll teach you how good cops are at interrogating people. Tomorrow A&E will have a marathon of it http://www.aetv.com/listings/daily.d...=1216728000000

3 - DON'T DO CRIME IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD YOU DUMB FUCK - THAT'S HOW YOU GET CAUGHT - If you're doing crime it should be for profit. And your top priority should be your own fucking security. Travel to a different neighborhood to break into houses.

THIS

As for doing it with friends I wouldn't even bother. They slow you down and are liabilities whether they're good thieves as well or not.

One of our boys got caught pickpocketing and he ratted on me and the other 7. Obviously not enough proof though, the rest of us had each others backs and alibis. The snitch got his head kicked in and got community service.

The point is you never know who is gonna snitch or when; they may say this shit and that shit but when put under pressure they may throw all of that out the window just to cover their own back (obviously it doesn't work because the cops still bust them and that person gets labelled a snitch for life).

The purpose you're wanting to do it is stupid too.

You're a terrible bullshitter, even online.

Why do you even want to live in a ghetto?
I live just on the outskirts of a rough area, but I spend most of my time in there, going through there etc. It's depressing and full of dickheads and retards.

the threads title was promising. I figured it'd involve robbing dealers in other parts of the city and giving the work to single mothers and poor shopkeepers in your hood but apparently thats too complex for you.

you fail, kidiot

^ i like that new arrival

dont worry about locke, he always post's dumbass threads......

...Which won't be noticed after, say, one day?
People aren't that fucking stupid.

Hehe, you dumb ass little kids make me laugh. You try that shit in my area, and see how fast you end up with six slugs in the face.

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Yea..... like you're ever sober enough to put a six shot spread in a 15cm circle....

I vote this the worst thread on totse.