first have a few friends, family, or butt buddies at your house at around midnight to 2 o clock. set every single one of your clocks 1 hour late so you technically have a alibi. and hope no one looks in their cell time or make them think your time is right. just pray they never notice.


then, for the kill get a knife,go to the targets house right after your company leaves(dont kill one of your fake alibis in your own house, that makes it way more wasier to arrest you)

then stab your target while he is sleeping. make sure noone else is awake or home. if someone is home and sleeping clean the knife handle and put it in his or her hand for prints and stab that person. they will think it is suicide+murder. oh yeah wear shoes that are 3-4 sizes smaller than your normal size (i.e. if you wear 10s wear 7 or 6) and make sure no one sees your foot is kinda sticking out. it will help with the cops checking the foot sizes and shit. clean all touched doorknobs and walk normally to your house/bar/wherever the fuck you go. never go back there again and deny ever seeing him that day and dont screw yourself over.


i would like some opinions on this plan. it might have a few, or even alot of flaws. thanks


PS: if your really worried about getting caught for murder, steal some stuff i.e id money, safe. dont make it obvious because then they will know its not suicide murder just steal the small and worthwhile items and max all his/her credit cards.

You are a fucking idiot.

A bomb usually works.

I don't mean this to sound condenscending, but you're about 12, aren't you?

Don't bother with setting clocks back or any of that bullshit. If it's someone that you would have a reason to kill, and you would be a prime suspect, do this:

1.) Take a "vacation." Make sure everyone, (family, friends, coworkers, etc.) knows when and how long.
2.) Fly out to somewhere.
3.) Rent a car while you're there.
4.) Purchase a new pair of shoes or boots.
5.) Drive back to your town.
6.) .22 Pistol + homemade suppressor
7.) WEAR GLOVES. And make sure that the clip is loaded with gloves on, too. Anything that you touch or use, have gloves.
8.) Lockpick or bumpkey his house after doing the appropriate reconaissance.
9.) Two shots to the head.
10.) Destroy the weapon, burn the clothes, and ditch the shoes.
11.) Drive back, enjoy your vacation, then fly home.
12.) Seem surprised.

Of course, being 12, I'm going to assume you can't even purchase a plane ticket, much less fashion a suppressor out of houshold objects.

^ OW YA!

You guys ever see home alone 2.

what makes you think im 12? and your plan might not work either because someone probably will notice you and might see your physical features that probably will fit you. I dont see anything wrong with my plan and i think you guys are just bitching flamers. go back to B&A ffs

The fact that you use "butt buddies" is proof of your adolescence. Setting your time an hour late is a shitty "alibi", and will actually raise alot of suspicion when they DO notice, which will be inevitable. (Wait, I left his house at midnight, why is it only 11? *This will cause them to remember that moment*) Leaving "praying" and "hope" to your seemingly "foolproof" plan is ridiculous.

Why the fuck would you kill someone that can help you with your alibi? I don't see any point in this paragraph except to prove that you're a dumbass.

Again, what if they're not sleeping? Do you wait? You DO realize that unlike Halo, adult humans usually SURVIVE being stabbed for the first few times? Besides, the forensics team that'll most likely come in to investigate will notice that the stab wounds are at irregular angles, which would be inconsistent with a suicide. And who the fuck kills themselves with a knife?

How do you wear shoes that are a few sizes smaller than yours IF THEY'RE SMALLER THAN YOUR FEET YOU STUPID FUCK?

It's the latter.

Why, so we can leave behind MORE evidence, and possibly A FUCKING PICTURE OF YOU VIA SECURITY CAMERA BUYING SHIT WITH HIS CARD? (Unless you take the time to order shit online)

hahahahahahaa

every ones gonna get in their car and see the righ time like 2 minutes after leaving and they will just think you're an idiot.

first off learn to read. secondly you can change your clocks after they fucking leave and i never said kill your alibi i said dont ffs. you also can wear smaller shoes just it doesnt fully fit dumbass. next you steal stuff so it looks like burgurlary gone bad dumbass. and i know ways of maxing CCs without them even knowing my identity

I like the traveling out of town idea. I actually had that idea but with other crimes like house invasion

They will find your pubic hair on the scene. They always do.

Cause quite frankly, you sound fucking stupid. Seriously, how old are you?

So what happens when you organize the get together at 12 o'clock at night, and on arrival after having checked your clock they realize they've traveled ahead an hour in time?